Need a Kind, Lovely Guy to Invite Me To The Pearl Jam Gig, Manchester,UK
 

Hey y'all, hope everyone's well, my name's Jill and Im a folk rocker from America, 22 years old. Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder are my inspirations in life, such powerful meaningful music, with true emotion, grunge rock forever, and Rest in Peace Kurt Cobain.
Nirvana are my ultimate favourite band, alongside Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Ozzy Osbourne etc.

Anyway on topic, I have zero tickets to Pearl Jam's gig in Manchester, England, in June, and I'm searching for a kind, beautiful guy who is into grunge music or just Pearl Jam, to share the experience with. I'm so hyped but I dont have tickets, so guys, if you are interested please hit me up on Facebook - Jill Smell, went to Skegness Grammar School, from Tembisa Gauteng.

I dont want you to expect any payment, I'm only looking for an invitation and being at the gig means more to me than money. Also Im not a creep, please dont judge me, Im a kind genuine girl and Im quite willing to meet up before the gig, so I can get to know you better.

Message away please guys,
Jillx

You can go with me if you squeeze my nipples the whole time

Can I go too? I'm a pretty good nipple squeezer.

but you lack a soft heart

I'll squeeze SSSOOOOOOO HARD.

Please refrain from duplicating my thread, its immature, nasty and makes it appear as though Im joking about asking a kind caring girl to come to the Pearl Jam gig with me, when Im absolutely serious. It sends the wrong message and I think therefore you should delete this thread now.

Youll make girls think Im not a real person by creating the exact same thread and its uncalled for
Jackx

Didn't Eddie Vedder blow his head off with a shotgun? Wrong grunge band? Too bad?

But it does appear that you are joking about asking a kind caring girl to come to the Pearl Jam gig with you.

Im really not though, Im upset now, Im serious

I think I love you. :love:

I was serious. :(

Honey I still want to go! You don't mind that I'm a coke whore prostitute do you? I promise I'm still lovely, and if you pay me you can have whatever you like.

PM me if you are still keen!

P.s. I don't bite. ;)

Lies!

I'd take you and your sexy knit hat anywhere you wanted.

But would you take me to the Pearl Jam gig in Manchester, UK?

I hear Russia has mail order brides. You can just skip the concert and get married to a Russian woman. Much easier.

No, are you kidding me? If you asked me to take you there I'd never call again.

nobody named Jill Smell in fb, no members in Skegness Grammar School, nobody lives in Tembisa Gauteng

are you for real? or are you jerking my chain?

so are we going to Manchester or not? I might bring you to see that superhero guy in Salford - better than Batman

It's a joke thread, in response to this: http://www.musicbanter.com/rock-meta...hester-uk.html

i know

just playing along - :bonkhead:

You should see what she does when you put a line of coke on your man shank. ;)

Yeah I know now, only saw your post in there after I posted in this thread :o:

Our relationship is so complex.

Some banging for afters?

I don't know why, but this made me laugh. :p:

Even better. If there's no banging in the rafters then I revoke my name.

We'll need some kind of harness and a pulley system...and some glow in the dark condoms, just in case it's dark up in the rafters.

Well, here's the condoms: Global Protection Corp.: Night Light Condoms

I have a spare ticket, but I am taking Unchained Ballad.

It actually sounds kind of romantic. In a dusty, roofy kind of way.

i'd rather take Unknown Soldier

it'll probably end up with a fight over Linkin Park

and Kansas

If you think putting roofys in a girl's drink is romantic, then you're a sick ****.

I've always held the theory that an evil genie let Kurt Cobain look into the future, where he saw countless kids like this one inspired by his music. I'd blow my brains out, too.

I didn't say that! I don't even know what the means! haha

It's like a date rape I'm sure haha. I didn't think you were talking about roofies though.

Nope, I just associate rafters with roofs. You see the connection. :P

roofy's = Rohypnol

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2009_...e_Epps_002.jpg

they should call 'em floories, cuz the make you hit the floor.

Fine then.

Me thinks the date rapist doth protest too much.