Bavarian Creme Rags: Socks vs. Tissues
 

So, obviously this is for dudes, but if women have any insights about their dudes, then feel free. So, when whacking the winkie, what do you whipe with (alliteration FTW!)?

*Note: Can some mod change the asterisks in the title to some variation of spuzz that won't get censored?

Wipe?

I found a crusty sock in the laundry this morning.

:laughing:

I'm serious though. It was a black sock too, so you could see all of it. Thankfully it was one of his and not mine :laughing:

Semen doesn't gross me out, but I just don't want to touch it when it's all dried up. Especially before I've had my breakfast, y'know?

Since it's on subject, why the hell does anyone use a sock to wipe up? My rule of thumb is wipe, then throw it out. I've used a piece of paper before using a sock.

Go right into the sock mate.

Yeah it was on the inside of the sock.

Why is your boyfriend f*cking a sock instead of you?

I wasn't home, I spent the night at my parents house. So yeah, he had to take care of himself.

Also, his socks are extremely attractive.

I know. Using socks to whack off with just means I have to do laundry even more. And I prefer to wait until I'm on my last set of clothes before I do laundry. Tissues all the way.

I use my tongue, it's cheaper that way.

Do you get bonus points if you fill the socks with warm mashed potatoes?

Dude, today I used a sock for the first time in years. Not because I wanted to, I just ran out of tissues with a load of splooge still out and about. So I had to make one of my socks with a giant hole in it take one for the team.

^If you use olive oil instead of lotion the end product makes a very nice dressing for a post masturbation salad.

I'm uncut so I have no need for lube. Besides, I'd have to shoplift Astroglide and I'm no thief. Seriously, anyone who can put a bottle of that stuff in front of the cashier and not die of shame is either my hero or the kind of creepy guy who masturbates in a porn theater even though he has the internet.

Tissues cause I blow my nose then re-use them for my yogurt deposits its really an eco friendly thing. I'm very responsible n frugal

And then when you're murdered, CSI will scratch their heads wondering why you have genital boogers

Me too, but not vice versa.

I can neither confirm nor deny this.

Your's or his?

Okay, it was mine.

You know if you really wanna start an interesting conversation with your girlfriend...