Banned for making too many damn posts in this thread. Jesus Christ.

Banned for all previous banning reasons, even contradictory reasons.

banned for ****ting in my hat...

Banned because Monster Pin-Ups are ace!

banned because you went looking for more....:nono:

Banned because you accused Oxymoron for being a troll. He is very original person and they'll like him when he arrived at Banville where he'll meet other original people.

banned because you failed to mention that I called him a bean curd and a hobgoblin as well...

Banned because you think I would dare to mention so nasty words.
Btw, hobgoblin is kinda funny word, though

banned because you are chicken ****... BEAN CURD BEAN CURD BEAN CURD

Banned because I'm allergic to beans. Not literally but they are awful. The only more awful thing I know are swede-creme donuts...

banned because you went off topic again, all sexual positions belong in the Sexual Experience thread: swede-creme-donuts: pfft you sir have a dirty mind...

What? :laughing: I wasn't trying to perverse, though. I just don't like swedes. I ban you cos you think I have dirty mind. I'm as innocent as lamb, mind you.

banned for staring at my ass...

I don't know what you are doing but I suppose you're sitting on your chair and foolin' round the internet. So if I were staring your ass, I should be under your chair or inside of your cabinet. And where I'm standing that is a physical impossibility.

So I ban you cos you think that I'm under your chair and I'm not.

Banned for revealing my location

I ban you for being a pervert

banned because you aren't a pervert....

So you would like that I was under your chair or in your cabinet like Briks. Ain't it too tight for two?

I ban you because you have got skeletons in your cabinet.

Banned for eating my ****ing pears.

EDIT: Oh Taxman, you ballsed it up! :D

Banned for not telling me you love a good Cleveland steamer

Banned for throwing me out of your cabinet

Banned for not demonstrating your love for ABBA in every post

Banned for assuming I like Swedish dance music

Banned for pretending you don't like Swedish dance music by banning me for assuming you do

Banned for not keeping a secret

banned for thinking I threw you outta the cabinet, I simply moved you under my bed

Banned for the left arm in your avatar existing.

banned for failing to see, her arm is detachable. ....

Banned for not sharing the gift of breasts this christmas

Banned for wanting to give Dirty another chance to report the board to Google.

banned because, you broke in my house and stole my remote...

Banned because I was just getting my shirts back

banned because you missed Brik's red high top clad feet sticking out from under my bed....

Banned because no I didn't

Freakin PERMABAN FOR GIVING BRIKS OUR SNEAKERS...

Banned for OUR SNEAKERS??? I don't think so.

PERMA-BANNED for calling my Chucks "sneakers"

banned because you took my high heels in your haste to leave my house without being seen....

Banned for thinking that was unintentional

Banned for making such a noise while I'm trying to sleep under Roxy's bed

Banned for sleeping under her bed, not on it.