Chula Vista |
03-13-2015 10:56 AM |
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Originally Posted by Frownland
(Post 1564781)
Banned because size doesn't matter it's how you use it.
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True story. Eons ago I was out drinking with an Irish co-worker who was trying to pick up this cute little honey. The Irish have a reputation for being a bit short in the length dept. and this girl was aware of that rep. We're all majorly buzzed and she leans in and asks him, "Is it true what they say about the Irish and their manhood?"
Without missing a single beat he replies, "Sweetheart, I may not touch bottom but I'm gonna raise f*cking holy hell with the sides."
I nearly pissed myself. And yes, they hooked up.
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