Banned for being in a river in Egypt.

banned for stealing my mummy

Banned for spelling laboratory in such a way that makes me thing of a Labrador telling a story

banned for being the pot and calling this kettle black.... ^^^^^^^ thing? really?

Banned for misspelling "think"

EDIT: Banned for posting while I'm typing. Resurrected bastard.

Banned for editing and telling the world that you've edited in an attempt to gain respect for you honesty which, despite being commendable, creates an unnerving feeling of despair and arousal

banned for not keeping it in your pants....

Banned for placing me under your chair when there is a perfectly functional bed in you guest room that I can sleep under

Banned for escaping from my closet....

Banned because I have no coffee or donuts to go with these lovely heels