That George Lucas couldn't count.

Doofus started with Episode 4...hmph.

That people on the news could see through the TV at me.

Before age 5 I couldn't believe shadows followed everything and thought they had a mind of their own. The ones that stood still scared and perplexed me.

I used to believe that the bump on your feet was full of snow. You know, your inner ankle bump thing.

I thought the small oval birthmark between my toes was from swallowing an apple pip.

I thought my mother loved me.

I thought your mother loved me. :(

That cheating bitch!

haha...