The Great Celebrity Cull 2013
 

Pick an artist (band, singer, duo, actor, dancer, whatever) and kill them whatever way you fancy. No rules, no reasons. Well, one rule: each artiste can only be killed once. Cos, you know, like, once they're dead, they're dead. And you don't have to justify or discuss it unless you want to.

For me, Mariah Carey. Rocket propelled grenade launcher ---- BOOM! Never have to hear her whiny wobblng voice ever again! Score!

Next!

Disclaimer: Trollheart does not advocate or condone, or encourage the killing of celebrities. See note 1 below.








Note 1: Unless it's Mariah Carey.

Nicole Kidman sadly passed away due to asphyxiation when her vocal cords went into spasm and collapsed whilst attempting one of her tortured accents. EMTs at the scene said they would have attempted to revive her if they hadn't just seen Bewitched the night before.

This is grotesque.

How is it any worse than Celebrity Death Bingo?

It's not imagining how celebrities die as if you have fantasies about it. That's really...revealing, I should say?

You sure it's not just revealing your feelings towards the OP?

Nope, could care less about who started the thread, just giving my opinion. I think it's grotesque. If Amandria/AwwSugar started it, I would have said the same thing, but privately as we're friends.I don't judge you of course, Stephen.

There are celebrities that I don't like, of course, but I don't wish death on any of them and I certainly don't think about how they should die. It just seems... inappropriate and mean.

Well I think that should erase any thoughts you may have had about being a psychopath? :yeah:

Lol not her but speaking personally, I tend to try to shoo away unwelcome grotesque thoughts or think them out rationally. Not put them on public display for the reason of making a thread.

This is in the jokes section. I admit I probably have a darker sense of humour than a lot of others but do you seriously believe that this is a thread for posting your darkest, long-repressed desires?

Not at all, but I'd have to wonder why someone would like posting them publicly and targeting random celebrities. Celebrities have never done anything to me.

Haha, I think it means I'm officially not a psychopath. I don't know. That's just where I draw the line with negative thoughts.

I do believe that festering thoughts of ill-will towards others harm yourself more than they do the target of those thoughts (unless of course you follow through with them) but voicing antisocial impulses has long been a mainstay of comedy.

Then I suppose we'll chalk it up to my sense of humour as this isn't my cup of tea, humour wise.

I guess I better skulk off back to my corner before I drag some rock charity ensemble in here and do away with them.

:shycouch:

;)

Hahahaha, is that a dig at my hate for Bob Geldof?

No just a happy concurrence. Welcome to the dark side.

You're a ****ing liar!

I have many dark thoughts, though. I'm angry person.

How do you know I'm not just your dark thought?


Hadn't picked up on that.

;)

You could be, but I'm sober right now so you're not a hallucination. I guess I don't come off as angry? I'm very very very very very angry. Literally almost all the time

You know we have a thread for that: Positivity Thread



Sorry Trollheart, kind of went off the rails here. On with the cull!

That's not a wank thread, though to talk about yourself.

BUT I GET YOUR POINT

Not sure what you mean. I just meant it's hard to be angry looking at kittens and fluffy bunnies.

Jesus Fucking Christ! What is it with some people? Am I not allowed to have a sense of humour now? Nobody, ever, in their right mind, would think I seriously mean any of this but it's not like I posted, or am advocating anyone to post long detailed snuff essays on who they'd like to kill. It's just meant to be a bit of fun. Remember that? Fun?

There have been far darker threads posted in this forum and you want to take me to task over a simple tongue-in-cheek fantasy? Ah to hell with it then: close the damn thing! Do it now. You're obviously all getting the wrong idea, but as you know me I am surprised because everybody knows I'm a fluffy bunny deep down and wouldn't hurt a fly.

Thanks for ruining my fun and using three pages to argue about the validity of a stupid, fun thread instead of just enjoying it.

Thanks Stephen for being the only one to understand.

I now have an appointment to go and have my sense of humour surgically removed. Happy? :rolleyes:

Oh, and I can guarantee that if Urban or Jansz or someone else had started this thread it would not have got this much flak. It's definitely personal. Thanks a lot.

Yeah, I really don't see it as being about targeting anyone, or even have a foot in reality at all. It would arguably be different if this was about people we know personally, but celebrities are often those folks in the public spotlight who we feel comfortable passing judgement on. It's just harmless fun really, born out of the inevitability that everyone has some celebrities who they just can't stand. I wouldn't expect many people to take this very seriously.

But what do I know? I want to feed Russel Brand his own hair, while still attached to his head, and currently on fire. My judgement is maybe not reliable.

this thread!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/2146...am-faint-o.gif


meh, I don't care about celebrities enough to want them dead, they are just people like us but w/e.

I'll just talk about how I want to make love to Megan Fox on a beach in Greece during a beautiful sunset.

I don't even like beaches!!! but I would go to one for her. total MILF.

So it can be any celebrity and not just musicians?

Michael Bay in the Pearl Harbour Memorial Center with a tire iron.

Nobody really cares enough to actually want these celebrities dead though! Thats the point. Seriously, is this a cultural difference or something, because I feel as though my mates and I unintentionally have this type of conversation all the time

"What about that Justin Bieber

Ugh, Justin Bieber. If i ever meet Justin Bieber..."

Bieber's an easy one. I'd feed him to his fans in a pie and give them a harsh speech about growing up when they've finished it.

Some of these posts read like a bad game of Clue. "Fred Durst in the library with his last album shoved up his arse."

Good times.

Tulisa in a crack deal gone wrong.

Other than that nobody, although I do genuinely hate that Stinson Hunter bloke, pissed myself when I heard he'd got run over the other week and broke both his ankles. Complete and utter bell-end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cgIqt4Grz8

Twat. Hope one of the nonces kicks his head in.

You mean it hadnt been surgically removed prior? Lol

Facepalm.

Lol

Zooey Deschanel killed by an avalanche of vintage clothing and bland indie vinyl. That is all.

YES YES YES.

I would pay to watch that happen live!

:thumb:

I still kind of hate her after all those New Girl commercials where they tried to sell her as some established celebrity, so I should just get with the program and watch her already! Cause she wasn't a nobody or anything.

And that cellphone commercial. Ugh. "Is that rain?!" "Let's have tomato soup delivered!" **** off!

LMAO dat gif.

I cannot.
Nope.

*cue recorder music*

Oh no. Adam Sandler passed away. He fell down an up escalator for several hours before he was discovered.


Yeah, that's right. I'm necro bumping this puppy. Muh hah hah.

Id like to cull kanye via crack. Imagine the ridiculousness.