The Music Banter Adventure Thread
 

This is where you can write stories about adventures the members of MB so on. Feel free to write separate ones, but let's see how it goes by each post you make, you add to an ongoing story. Try and think about what people's characters/personalities would be like and add some humour in there if you are a witty fellow. You don't need to be an English genius, just try and make sense. Kiekiekiekiekie!

I'll start:

One day, Freebase's cats were meowing away as usual, following his every move throughout the house, and he decided to himself "**** it, I'm going to meet up with bob. To the MB mobile!" He jumped into his fancily decorated Music Banter caravan and began a trip that would take him around the world, meeting up with all the different members of Music Banter that he was particularly interested in meeting. He wanted to see what adventures they would go on and how they would show him a good time.

To be continued...

Driving out across the desert he comes across a series of signs, each larger than the next and the last few pock-marked by what look to be bulletholes. They read "KEEP OUT"! "THIS MEANS YOU!" and "NO POSEURS ALLOWED!" Finally, as he drives up to what appears on the face of it to be a massive military compound, he notes the last sign: "I shoot every third poseur: the second just left!" He grins and nods. He knows where he is now.

As he drives up to the compound there is a screeching, clanking sound and the very earth itself shakes as if to the pounding of some great hammer. Looking beyond the gate he can see a bulky figure on the horizon. As it gets closer he can make it out as one of those massive fighting robots from various movies and video games, and as expected it's being driven by someone.

The massive steel shell comes to a halt just in front of him, inclining its steel head towards him like a nuclear warhead being aimed. Freebase begins to worry. Then there is a loud hissing, a pop and the driver's canopy opens, from it issuing a creature more hair than man, and the strains of Morbid Angel pound out, causing some local vegetation to burn and wither. The Batlord waves in greeting.

"YO! Freebase my man! Sorry I didn't hear ya coming up. While I was away on one of my bitchin time adventures some stoopid posueurs got into the Batcave and I've just got through fumigating it and removing the bodies. How are ya? Let me open the gate and you can come on up!"