I've Never...

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-17-2013, 01:01 AM

I think I did during school English.

I've never masturbated in public.

~~butthead aka 216~~ · 07-17-2013, 01:23 AM

i have done that, sometimes if i had time to kill id go to a public bathroom. that says bad things about me. also in school a few times i did freshman yr, not the smartest choice lookin back

i have never had sex with someone of another country

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 07-17-2013, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by 216

i have done that, sometimes if i had time to kill id go to a public bathroom. that says bad things about me. also in school a few times i did freshman yr, not the smartest choice lookin back

i have never had sex with someone of another country

I have, many guys of different ethnicities who had work visas. I'm currently dating a Russian right now.

I have never jumped more than two metres off a diving board in the pool. I'm a scaredy cat!

Mojo · 07-17-2013, 02:07 AM

*Googles NZ work visas*

I have, but for a long time. I used to be a pretty good swimmer when I was younger, but haven't been anywhere near a pool for over ten years. Not that you can tell.

I've never been on a trashy, party, booze cruise holiday.

Newkie · 07-17-2013, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Mojo

*Googles NZ work visas*

I have, but for a long time. I used to be a pretty good swimmer when I was younger, but haven't been anywhere near a pool for over ten years. Not that you can tell.

I've never been on a trashy, party, booze cruise holiday.

We attempted to a few years ago in Portugal but the weather was absolutely ****e and the place was full of OAP Germans. On the other side of the bay we spotted a massive **** off beach party, but not all of us were great swimmers and when we tried to walk it we got lost. Also I watched England crash out to Germany in a pub full of Germans (I was alone as the Welshies weren't fussed). Bad times.

Essay over.

I've never physically saved someone's life.

Astronomer · 07-18-2013, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Newkie

We attempted to a few years ago in Portugal but the weather was absolutely ****e and the place was full of OAP Germans. On the other side of the bay we spotted a massive **** off beach party, but not all of us were great swimmers and when we tried to walk it we got lost. Also I watched England crash out to Germany in a pub full of Germans (I was alone as the Welshies weren't fussed). Bad times.

Essay over.

I've never physically saved someone's life.

Neither, despite all my first aid training!

I've never been on a flight longer than 6 hours.

Mojo · 07-18-2013, 01:27 AM

I have. I've been to a horrible place known as Melbourne, Australia

I've never been paintballing.

Burning Down · 07-18-2013, 04:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Mojo

I have. I've been to a horrible place known as Melbourne, Australia

I've never been paintballing.

It was horrible because you didn't meet up with Lateralus I'm assuming, lol.

I've been paintballing. Lots of fun.

I've never driven a fancy sports car.

djchameleon · 07-18-2013, 04:30 AM

I've never driven a car period

I've never had sex in a pool.

Astronomer · 07-18-2013, 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Mojo

I have. I've been to a horrible place known as Melbourne, Australia

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Originally Posted by Burning Down

It was horrible because you didn't meet up with Lateralus I'm assuming,

BD beat me to it, Mojo

Melbourne rocks. Purely because I am here, duh.

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Originally Posted by djchameleon

I've never had sex in a pool.

Neither, I've always thought it to be unhygienic and get squeamish thinking about it.

I've never had a relationship shorter than 12 months.

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~~butthead aka 216~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: freely swimmin thru the waters of glory much like a majestic bald eagle soars thru the skies Posts: 1,463	i have done that, sometimes if i had time to kill id go to a public bathroom. that says bad things about me. also in school a few times i did freshman yr, not the smartest choice lookin back i have never had sex with someone of another country