Post something about your gender...
 

...that everyone in your gender knows but nobody in the other does. Be it a habit, a hygiene issue, a quirk, whatever. I'll start.

The correct way to behave in a public toilet. The unwritten rules that we all abide by.


Male Restroom Etiquette - YouTube

I don't care about being thought of as gay but I still leave the "I'm not gay" seat between me and friends at the movie theater. It's not even homophobia at this point. It's etiquette. I mean who the hell wants someone sitting right next to them?

We've all tried to suck ourselves off.

Saw a thread od reddit months ago and made me gay for a week cause the female stuff was so gross. I'm reminded everytime I see this thread

Something about my gender...?

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Link me to it! :D

One time I read a thread about women and their most disgusting habits. One thing that stuck with me was that it's quite common for women to lie and roll bits of solidified discharge that had become encrusted into their pubes into a ball.

I have a penis.

Something incredibly stupid that only men do. I do it all the time.

http://i.imgur.com/v5Cpj6d.jpg

Female serial killers are in lesser numbers than male serial killers, but I strongly believe the females are more terrifying.

:thumb: x2. When food is cooked I have zero patience when it comes to waiting for it to cool down a bit, I'm always burning my mouth.

Men poo standing up.

Speak for yourself

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I have a special perfume handed down from my nana which ALWAYS get's me some action from the opposite sex.

I get paranoid about going to the toilet at a guys house (because I'm afraid they might hear me go).

I used to use my dads electric shaver to shave my legs and vajayjay.

:rofl: My boyfriend does this all the time. Whenever I bake stuff, he sits in the kitchen waiting for the food to be ready, he'll then eat it right away and proceed to complain that it's too hot. And I'll be like "Of course it's hot, IT JUST CAME OUT OF A FUCKING 450 DEGREE OVEN YOU MORON!" :laughing:

That's nasty! He'd be using it on his face the next morning, right? Yikes.

I know it's gross eh! But I only did the pubes a couple of times. Mom refused to acknowledge my need to have smooth legs so when I was a teenager I did it with his shaver in secret. Mom didn't even notice.

Truth. But has anyone ever succeeded?

That is probably because back then they used exotic things like skunk oil and ambergris from sperm whales in perfumes.

50% of men sniff their electric shavers before using them.... just saying.

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You're probably right! But it smells really beautiful.

Lol, what if I shave after a shower?