Nah, it was me who had the wrong idea, I didn't mean to seem like I was addressing anyone.

I wouldn't disagree. Ah, to be thirty years younger. And also a robot.
And handsome. And attractive. And many other things.
Hey, leave us old guys with our fantasies, willya? We're just markin' time till they close the lid down... ;)

Dear Lord, does nobody get it?? :confused:
You do NOT describe yourself! If that was the case the title would say "describe yourself". It doesn't. You're supposed to describe another member, using the letters in their name, to give a reasonable impression of who or what they are, as you or others see them.

Let me try this again:

Unrelenting
Rocksteady
Bitter
At times
Nasty

(Not great, not totally true, but I hope you get the idea now)

If not...

Brilliant
At
Telling
Long
Often
Racy
Dissertations

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But I do ask a deer to be a dick.

Better than that, I love two of them. The third I'm just eh. They're still awful though

You can't ask a deer to do anything now that you've joined the Red Woman

Too many letters in your name for me to do the whole poem
R
O
L
L
Hit myself in the face whenever you talk about Vanilla
Excellent writer
A
R
Trollheart

A worthy effort. Imagine doing Loathsome Pete! Or Sequioioade, or however it's spelled? Or Junkyard Donner (what IS a junkyard donner anyway: a reindeer Santa has retired?)

Licks
Orifices
And
Tastes
Hot
Shit
On
Morgue
Environs

Please
End
This
Egregiousness