Bob.
Obviously,
Bob.

so hard to make a poem out of bob but this one works

It's not but okay

anyway I'll do one for my wifey/sister

Always
remember
your
analplug

lmao

B... bones
O.... obese
B.... biatches



Lol don't even kno ya bob it was just easy

Buses are red, fire-engines are yellow
Obviously I am colour blind
But Bob is a great fellow

that was beautiful

:clap:

Bring
On the
Bitches

i agree this just simply works :)

i'm a "skinny" guy
i beat obesity (apparently)
and i do have a strange addiction to Eazy E

so purrrrfect

neapolitan you made my face hurt.....thank you :)

a quote from a friend (female)

"the problem is...you're a really nice guy that comes off as some kind of scientific serial killer".....this was at her wedding to my best friend

two years later

"the problem is that you seriously would take beer over women"

:laughing:

What the hell is a "scientific serial killer" anyway?

And I'd take beer over most women any day.

Bored
A musing
T yranical
L oved
O riginal
R auncy but never classless
T he one and only