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The Batlord 03-11-2018 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1932506)
What did the Italian captain say when he noticed there was a hole in his ship?

It's un-a-sailable!

lol **** you

Trollheart 03-11-2018 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1932506)
What did the Italian captain say when he noticed there was a hole in his ship?

It's un-a-sailable!

:clap:
I bet that warmed the cockles of whatever takes the place of Occult's heart.

Trollheart 03-30-2018 07:41 PM

What cheese does Medusa prefer?

Gorgonzola! :band:

Neapolitan 03-30-2018 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1937014)
What cheese does Medusa prefer?

Gorgonzola! :band:

lul, but how does the zola part fit in?
https://pm1.narvii.com/6347/548763ac...1c567c3_hq.jpg

Trollheart 03-31-2018 08:56 AM

https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/...trip=all&w=499

Akai 03-31-2018 12:10 PM

Those were my arms when I first discovered the Internet.

DwnWthVwls 04-05-2018 07:29 PM

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Spoiler for Hehe:
look for Fresh Prince

The Batlord 04-05-2018 07:42 PM

sigh

laughs

MicShazam 04-06-2018 04:25 AM

http://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-...wned-On-Me.jpg

Trollheart 04-09-2018 02:31 PM

Police stopped a man going forty over the speed limit. On being asked for his name he told them it was Wankbreak, and that he worked in the Prime Printing Company, in the town. One of the cops phoned the company and asked "Do you have a Wankbreak there?"

"Wankbreak?" replied the receptionist incredulously. "We don't even get a ****ing tea break in this place!"


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