Please answer this question

He can't because no one is handing out blow jobs....The Music Banter Blowjob Thread isn't up and operational yet.

Yeah but you want my girl to help you out so ... you know ... three's company? :shycouch:
Stop it DJ. It should be obvious I'm joking. Did you not read the opening line?
http://o.scdn.co/300/49c463b7aadb630...5cd562b6a1fed3
And I'll thank you not to call my thread a POS. You don't like it, fine, don't come in here.
Why is it that some people who disagree with a thread always want it shut down? Your opinion is not the only one so kindly leave the rest of us to our fun and go do whatever floats your own particular boat. Nobody's making you come here. :rolleyes:

Where did you get my baby picture?

Ahh I see...


Well good lord here goes nothing.

In the event that, something unforeseen happens to Mojo, shall we say skiing accident, while playing football (Ala Sonny Bono), and I am suddenly a sock-less widow, then Trollheart,................ You would still not be my first go to. Damn!

It's not that I don't love you, because I do, but I really feel like I might pick up the phone and call you and cry like you were my dad if Mojo did die in a skiing accident. I feel like I should come to your house for Sunday dinner, and program your vcr for you. :( I am sorry doll. I think it was the tag line "The Ultimate Dad Joke" That drove the nail in your coffin. I am sorry. I am a fabulous cook though so you'll at least eat good outta this deal.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/1580656384/h8729E745/

It doesn't matter if your post was a joke cos...

Deej is on the money.

It shouldn't be shut down but if people want to call it out that's fine.

you're perfect

Since i don't have a match in this place, F*CK YA'LL! :mad:

Take your friendship dating game to Skype or something, it hurts my feelings. :(

whiney ass match yourself with someone.

I matched my self.****!

Total bollocks man! If people here are so weak-willed they can't laugh at themselves and not get all butthurt about not being "chosen" then they should not be in a thread like this. I'll say again : read the intro ffs! It was put there for this very reason, that people would start stupidly taking this for real as if it's gonna happen!

Christ! Has nobody here got a friggin' sense of humour any more? Are we such a nanny world, never mind nanny state, that we have to be careful of hurting people's feelings with a goddamn joke thread???!!!

I give up. Like I say, if you don't like it head off somewhere else but don't try to spoil everyone else's fun. DJ was the first to complain, as usual, and apart from you supporting him, so far as I can see, the only one.

Majority rules!
Stick that in your pipe and, you know, don't smoke it cos that's bad for your health...

Roxy, that's perfectly fine, I understand. Probably too old for you anyway, though I CAN program a VCR --- after all, I had several down the years. And I'm reasonably technically minded. But then, as you said, you're allergic to cats so we're doomed because I'm sorry my darling but I ain't giving my pookies up for anyone, not even someone as gorgeous as you! :love:

But, but, but ... keep your hands off my lady! :bringit:

Yea i saw your little list.
I didn't even get a pity handjob but wthvr.. >_>

Im not close with any female members here so i can't match myself with anyone, if i could i would join you guys in your little love fest.

And im guessing not alot of ppl here will have a match either so all those ppl who will be excluded of this thread will only see this as a popularity contest.

I am sorry you thought I was a man this whole time. Lol. It's nothing personal if you aren't on this list. I mean **** you never know what will happen. I have single handed killed my baby's daddy in a plane crash and my husband in a skiing accident. There still may be a slot for you to fill, the day is young. Stop your whining.

I wasn't the first one to complain. There are four people that mentioned it so far. I just think it is a bad thread because you are having fun at the expense of others. You probably didn't see who the first person to say something about the thread because you have her on ignore but it wasn't me and it doesn't matter.

How is doing what I did for example, (which is in essence doing what Trollheart asked you to do) having fun at the expense of others? He didn't ask for a list of people you wouldn't do, and the reasons why so he could make terrible dad jokes about it all through out the thread. He asked for my fantasy. And apparently I fantasize about Goofle dying in a plane crash, and paring Mojo's socks. I mean I don't understand, how that is me having fun at their expense. Seems to me like I have a fatherless offspring and the smell of athletes foot permanently lodged in my nose. But woohoo it's a ****in blast.

Honestly, I think it is just people thinking that someone won't love on them and letting their own insecurities post for them. Instead of having the courage to type up a list of people that are in their fantasies. Who ****in cares, be bold, declare your wildest fantasies about the MB object of your desire.

It's not an equal opportunity fantasy DJ. Not every member has to be a part of someone's lust filled thoughts.

I don't think this is a bad thread or that it should be closed or anything, i hope it stays up i was a promised a possible handjob in the future :p:

Im just saying the premise of this thread is bound to make alot of members feel excluded.

But hey, not every thread around here is for everyone anyway, so in conclusion.

F*ck ya'll :mad:

you think i changed my mind in the last couple minutes!?

Way to remind me nobody loves me not even in fictitious fantasy internet land! i just might kill myself to prove a point and it will be on you Trollheart, don't you ever forget that.

Do you feel excluded in the real world knowing some woman in Katmandu is not fantasizing about you? I mean I don't get the logic. It's a fantasy, and it's personal. Jesus do you fantasize about all the MB women brother? I mean **** you thought a **** load of us were dudes. I don't see why you would feel excluded, as I am sure there are some women on here that you don't fantasize about.

i was kidding Roxy. :p:

And you don't know, maybe ive fantasized with an Mb orgy, wthvr gets me off works. ;)

it's hard to explain the rationality of a feeling sometimes, my initial reaction to this thread was jealousy i didn't get mentioned

Yet i know im not popular around here and that i don't have a close bond with anyone here (at least not yet) so idk why the hell i was expecting to get mentioned anyway but this rationality didn't stop me from getting jealous

that rationality only helps me subdue it.

that said i hope the thread stays open, maybe with time i'll earn a mention here

I'm just waiting for you to tell us your business.

Stop getting jealous over the wrong thing, and get to the good stuff...

lol I can't be bothered to type essays. Post what you want mate I just felt DJ had a point tbh.

There are plenty of popularity contest threads on here already just with different titles & that is always the way it was going to go.

You know, the sad thing about this is that you, Sansa and any others who complained don't even get the idea.

Let me explain, as I did in the beginning but everyone seems to have ignored that and decided it's an "orgy" thread. It's not.

I wanted something like this: (and I'm only grabbing names out of the air so nobody accuse me of anything, I'm getting a little sick of it) :mad:

Pedestrian and Mojo will marry, have kids but after a while their differing musical styles will drive them apart and Goofle will score Ped on the rebound.

Engine will go out with Junkyard Donner and they will live happily ever after. They will have nine kids,each a small carriage and one caboose.

Urban will surprise everyone by marrying the most eligible lady here...

etc fecking cetera!

Get it? I didn't ask people to say who'd shag who, or who wouldn't. It is NOT a popularity contest, unless you want to make it one. It's meant to be a fun look at a fantasy life. It amazes me how you, DJ, always walk into threads that I start somehow and start bitching about how you don't like them and they should be closed. What is it with you? I try to get along with you but the first chance you have you're in there kicking.

The first "example" of someone getting butthurt was ME, and I WAS JOKING! And for CB to say it doesnt matter if I was joking just shows how much he understands both the thread and I. I wanted to needle Roxy and pretend I was upset. I wasn't. I'm not. Nobody else was, or should be. The premise of the thread is laid out very clearly from the start. If you choose to misinterpret it and it becomes something else for you, that's not my problem and you have no right to ask for the thread to be closed.

Thanks for turning what should have been harmless fun into a big social issue and a mini-****storm guys. Why can't you just accept that some people enjoy things and concepts, and threads, you don't? If I don't like a thread I don't post in it or go into it. I don't start calling for it to be closed down.

Jesus! I thought I was supposed to be the overly sensitive one! Would yiz all just bloody relax and enjoy the fantasy, or alternatively, take your closed minds and unwelcome opinions somewhere else please?

Well **** since you married Mojo, off to Ped. Guess I'mma have to get Urbans #

;) :p:

Edit: Something just struck me, by no means am I the most eligable lady here.I seem to be the only one participating.

It will be my pleasure :)

in my MB orgy you and...~

Never mind. >_>

Btw your point was very clear from the start TH but it's sorta like a popularity contest anyway, cause who are ppl gonna mention? the ppl in their clique ofc.

Me + Rjinn 4ever tbh

Chicken ****!

I'd like for you to quote me saying this thread should be closed.

Good luck finding it before this post.

:)

Thanks Paul. You smart ass.

^ you're welcome, sugar plum

I prefer sugar tits.

^ I will need help paying for the operation

DJ and Paul would be a fantasy match made in MB heaven.

Their adopted children would be gorgeous.

I can't be your sugar daddy. After you find one get back in touch with me.

:laughing:

Please Sir, can I have more?

There you go.

Online threads can't burn in an actual fire and that doesn't mean the same thing as saying it needs to be closed.

You chose to interprete it that way.

It was just an exaggerated way of saying it is a bad thread.

morbid curiosity about what Trollheart and Vanilla's kidz would look like results in
http://i.imgur.com/vnlS3pi.jpg

hmmm