Definitely not a soul in there.

Love/hate-relationship with her job

Humongous Santa hat. That dude must have a huge brain.

Shreds his riffs on a big piece of meat.

Has the creepiest avatar on this forum at this momentn.

Inexplicably dislikes fedoras.

Inexplicably doesn't feel like a douchebag for wearing a fedora.

For someone who's allegedly a lord of bats you're kind of a pansy for being weary of skateboardin. Just sayin'.

Bats don't have legs capable of riding a skateboard. You're just jealous cause you can't fly and eat bugs right out of the air.