Values people by the type of sex she would have with them.

Losing hair, would be difficult to fuck because nothing to hold on to.

Worthy only of a mustache ride. Now nothing.

Edit: was meant for Frownland, but I'm not changing it.

you'd let me ride your moustache?

cool, bruh, I have loads of quarters handy.

And I got just the slot for you to put 'em in.

Wants people to stick quarters up his ass.

I was trying to be subtle. It's sexy when people don't know that I'm planning sodomy.

Wouldn't know sexy if it hit him in the face with a strapon.

Hey, I am well aware how sexy that would be, alright. Give me some credit.

@ fl: if he were a planet he'd be jupiter or saturn

@ bl:if he were a planet he'd be mercury, because it's like metal or something