It's a copy. That's why I had to put it in a quote.

Stars in avant-garde pornography.

Stars on ... oh god! Call the police!

Worst date ever.

Bad date but you got laid.

Crude date escorted out of the restaurant before dinner.

Was a bad date until I realized she didn't wear underwear.

Was a great date until the check came.

Dated a man child.

Is a man child.