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Old 04-22-2015, 07:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Make sentences from only band names

No other words at all. Bands can be as obscure as you want but they must exist. Like this:

I set my friends on fire. Therapy? Badbadnotgood, when bitter spring sleeps. Bring me the horizon, as I watch you from afar, and you will know us by the trail of the dead.

No it is NOT the worst thread I ever made! You take that back!
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Old 04-22-2015, 08:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2015, 09:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2015, 09:21 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2015, 09:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2015, 12:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2015, 12:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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The Books, múm! Story of the Year:

"Everyone Asked About You, Grizzly Bear," Said the Whale.

"The Who?"

"The Tallest Man On Earth! The Spiritualized Pixies! The Angels of Light!"

"Heaven Shall Burn."

"Why?"

"I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper Two Steps From Hell. I Hate Myself. Faith No More, I Set My Friends on Fire!"

"Talk Talk Full of Hell! Summoning The Black Angels!"

"How To Destroy Angels: Set Fire to Flames. Napalm Death!"

"HOLY FUCK!"

"This Will Destroy You Little Wings! Screaming Females! All Shall Perish In This Moment, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE! HAVE A NICE LIFE!"

"Craft Spells, GODSMACK!"

*Lightning Bolt*

"Muddy Waters! Flames Washed Out!"

"Brighter Death Now! Finish Him, The Angelic Process! Minus the Bear!"

"The Knife, Slayer The Body! Defeater!"

"Stabbing Westward!"

"The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die."

"Murder by Death! A Winged Victory for the Sullen!"

"The Saddest Landscape Planning for Burial."

Sleep... Codeine Baths... Sleeping at Last.

*Coma Cinema Dream Theater*

And thus the lost biblical war story of the satanic bear vs the whale and the angels concluded. No stray words, 100% band names.
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Old 04-23-2015, 03:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2015, 12:06 PM   #10 (permalink)
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The Books, múm! Story of the Year:

"Everyone Asked About You, Grizzly Bear," Said the Whale.

"The Who?"

"The Tallest Man On Earth! The Spiritualized Pixies! The Angels of Light!"

"Heaven Shall Burn."

"Why?"

"I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper Two Steps From Hell. I Hate Myself. Faith No More, I Set My Friends on Fire!"

"Talk Talk Full of Hell! Summoning The Black Angels!"

"How To Destroy Angels: Set Fire to Flames. Napalm Death!"

"HOLY FUCK!"

"This Will Destroy You Little Wings! Screaming Females! All Shall Perish In This Moment, KILLSWITCH ENGAGE! HAVE A NICE LIFE!"

"Craft Spells, GODSMACK!"

*Lightning Bolt*

"Muddy Waters! Flames Washed Out!"

"Brighter Death Now! Finish Him, The Angelic Process! Minus the Bear!"

"The Knife, Slayer The Body! Defeater!"

"Stabbing Westward!"

"The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die."

"Murder by Death! A Winged Victory for the Sullen!"

"The Saddest Landscape Planning for Burial."

Sleep... Codeine Baths... Sleeping at Last.

*Coma Cinema Dream Theater*

And thus the lost biblical war story of the satanic bear vs the whale and the angels concluded. No stray words, 100% band names.
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? Im ****ing lost...
I don't understand how you're lost honey. The idea is to make some sort of sentence using ONLY band names. I'm not sure how much clearer it could be?
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