Corrupt a song
 

Sort of/kind of/not really inspired by the Corrupt a Wish thread.

You post a song title, or a quote from a song, and then the next poster will corrupt it by making it sexual, morbid, politically incorrect or whatnot, and then choose which song the next poster will corrupt. It only has to be somewhat recognizable. I'll start:

The Smiths - "There is a Light That Never Goes Out"

Take me out tonight
Where there's music and there's people
And they're young and alive
Driving in your car
I never never want to go home
Because I haven't got one
Anymore

Oh, and don't pick like, death metal lyrics or something, they're already messed up.

Black Sabbath - "Heaven and Hell"

Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
The world is full of Kings and Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's Heaven and Hell

Spinning fast, you've got to ride it well
I'll force you to watch The King of Queens
Who blind your eyes and steal your dreams
It's Heaven and Hell

The Promise Ring - "A Picture Postcard"

If I put my hands to your stomach,
or put my lips to your hand.
Birmingham has gone to motors.
Take me home, keep your eyes on the road.
So don't forget to kiss me if you're really going to leave.
Couldn't you take the second bus home?
Couldn't you just take me with you?
I'm convinced that you're from mars.