Corrupt that wish (rock, effect, quote, band)

~~radio city~~ · 03-13-2009, 03:50 PM

Ok, new game. The person above you posts a wish. You then corrupt their wish and post a wish of your own. Here's an example:

Me - I wish birds didn't poop on my car

You - Granted. Birds no longer poop on your car. However, cows now can fly.

You - I wish I didn't get sand kicked in my face every time I go to the beach.

...and so on.

Some rules:
1) you must corrupt the wish above you
2) you must make your own wish
3) any failure to comply with 1 or 2 earns you an XXS, pink "I Luv Keytars" t-shirt
4) don't be baby when your wish gets corrupted - NO WHINING

I'll start...

I wish everyone loved Michael Schenker's music as much as I do.

Freebase Dali · 03-13-2009, 03:55 PM

Granted. But now you have just caused mass extinction of the human race due to a previously unknown fatal condition caused by too much of Michael Schenker's music, and the only surviving lifeforms are animals who, naturally, can't make wishes.

So, in effect, this game is now over.

gunnels · 03-13-2009, 04:36 PM

Aw gee. That sucks.
I sure wish that this game wasn't over.

~~radio city~~ · 03-13-2009, 04:37 PM

I wish that someone will revive this game!

gunnels · 03-13-2009, 04:39 PM

Granted, but it's family disowns it for being alive again.

I wish that I could sing well.

~~radio city~~ · 03-13-2009, 04:42 PM

Granted , everyone is now tone deaf

I wish I won this week's Lottery

gunnels · 03-13-2009, 04:49 PM

Granted, but your countys' economy collapsed a day after.

I wish I were in a prog rock band.

Freebase Dali · 03-13-2009, 05:46 PM

You guys totally defied internet reality just now.

I wish that never happened.

~~TumorAttitude~~ · 03-19-2009, 04:55 PM

Granted, but Hitler is your real father.

I wish Johnny Rotton had never done that stupid butter commerical.

**Janszoon** · 03-19-2009, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TumorAttitude

Granted, but Hitler is your real father.

I wish Johnny Rotton had never done that stupid butter commerical.

Granted but he ends up doing a tampon commercial instead.

I wish I had a pool.

03-13-2009, 03:50 PM	#1 (permalink)
~~radio city~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 11	Corrupt that wish Ok, new game. The person above you posts a wish. You then corrupt their wish and post a wish of your own. Here's an example: Me - I wish birds didn't poop on my car You - Granted. Birds no longer poop on your car. However, cows now can fly. You - I wish I didn't get sand kicked in my face every time I go to the beach. ...and so on. Some rules: 1) you must corrupt the wish above you 2) you must make your own wish 3) any failure to comply with 1 or 2 earns you an XXS, pink "I Luv Keytars" t-shirt 4) don't be baby when your wish gets corrupted - NO WHINING I'll start... I wish everyone loved Michael Schenker's music as much as I do.

03-13-2009, 03:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Granted. But now you have just caused mass extinction of the human race due to a previously unknown fatal condition caused by too much of Michael Schenker's music, and the only surviving lifeforms are animals who, naturally, can't make wishes. So, in effect, this game is now over. __________________

03-13-2009, 05:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	You guys totally defied internet reality just now. I wish that never happened. __________________

03-13-2009, 04:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
~~radio city~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 11	I wish that someone will revive this game!

03-13-2009, 04:42 PM	#6 (permalink)
~~radio city~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 11	Granted , everyone is now tone deaf I wish I won this week's Lottery

03-19-2009, 04:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
~~TumorAttitude~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Purgatory Posts: 749	Granted, but Hitler is your real father. I wish Johnny Rotton had never done that stupid butter commerical.