My uncles adopted step-daughter. Does that count?

Would you rather bang Batlord or be banged by Batlord?

This clearly does not count. Gotta be a blood relative.

Banged by because it'd only be about a half inch of penetration (if that) and it'd be over in less than a minute.

Which of Batlord's family members would you bang while he's 'forced' to watch?

His new kitten.

Something you wish you never saw?

The vision in my mind of someone banging a kitten.

Hot steak sub. What's your sides?

(Provolone, mushrooms, onions, green peppers)

Onions, lettuce, cheese, BBQ sauce.

Coolest museum you've ever been to?
(Seattle's Museum of Flight for me.)

It was more of an exhibit: there's a cute little village of victorian buildings and stuff where my parents live; it's really cool.

Weirdest thing you've ever eaten?

Boston Museum of Science. A must see.

One Zep tune, one Who tune, one Beatles tune, and one Stones tune?

Edit: @Lil: fish ball soup in China. GROSS!!!!!

Zep - Achilles Last Stand
The Who - We're Not Gonna Take It
Beatles - Strawberry Fields Forever
Stones - Paint It Black

Least favourite of the above four bands?

Impossible.