Friends with Mila kunis

Given your lifestyle, what would be most likely the cause of your death?

We can be both if you want.

What do you notice first in the opposite sex?

EDIT- Dammit Francis.

Probably a car crash because I'm a horrible driver.

Old age.

Would you walk a mile for a camel?

No.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

A circumstantial big bang, then cooling of the planet, then evolution, then ancestry, then serendipity, then survival, only to go to school, learn a trade, get a job, get paid, then head to the store and buy one. All that for one stupid little frozen processed food particle.

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

Dude, that's the most generic question on this thread. And almost never.

Somebody brings a spiked bracelet into a moshpit and you get cut by it. Beat his ass, call security, or just let it go and hope someone else kicks his ass?

Dude, I'm too generic for mosh pits.

How would you torture the Batdork?

^^ with warm marshmallows.

What was your most disappointing album purchase, and your most unexpectedly good one?

Your torture game is pretty weak.

Most dis: I haven't bought an album in a long time, but one that comes to mind that was utter garbage is Santana - Guitar Heaven.

Most unex: When I picked up Iron Maiden - Killers I had no idea what to expect, but whoa...

Could you change a tire on a car if you needed to?

Yup. It's been almost a decade, but so long as I could figure out where to put the jack, then the rest is retard work. Just remember, if the lug nut doesn't want to unscrew, then stand on the tire iron and bounce. The nut will bust eventually.

Star Wars or Star Trek?