It's on my fries... so... drink it, obviously.

What would you do if you owned MB?

No. You don't get to opt out. That's the point of the ****ing question.

Had ketchup on a bologna and mozz cheese sandwich yesterday. Yummy.

(I'd do Courtney in a heartbeat)

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Most physical pain you've ever been in?

It's a tie.

A: I was five years old when I was trying to get the toilet paper holder off of the rack thing to no avail because I didn't understand the mechanism. I pulled harder and harder, then decided that standing on the counter was the way to get the best leverage (actual quote from when I was five). I pulled and fell off the counter, gashed the area right by my left eye on the corner of the toilet paper holder. I remember the pain being really intense, then being at the doctor while he was putting in the stitches, so I think I might have fainted in the process. I still have the scar today, luckily the glasses help hide it.

B: ****ing Little Caesars. Goddamn ****head ****s at Little Caesars. I got food poisoning from one of their pizzas once that didn't leave me be for about three days and my insides were burning the whole time. I got about two hours of sleep that whole time and nothing helped, not pot, not pepto, not laxative, not any ****ing thing. **** those guys and spend an extra two dollars at a slightly less ****ty pizza joint.

Name five of your biggest heroes. The why is nice but not required.

1. Socrates

2. Galileo

3. Martin Luther King

4. Nelson Mandela

5. Gough Whitlam (former Australian prime minister, flawed but hugely influential in giving this country a sense of identity).

I don't think 1-4 need any explanation.

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What bad habit have you succeeded in breaking yourself out of?

Overeating. I'm twenty-five pounds lighter than I was at age 13.

What languages do you speak?

Spanish and english.

Is there a beverage you despise?

Most things diet are pretty bad...

Longest you've gone without eating?

2 days. Coke binge.

Name something you always wanted to do but probably won't do.

Hide it?? I'd wear that battle scar like a badge of mother****ing honor; then every time I told that story, the toilet paper holder would keep getting bigger and meaner.

Anna Nicole Smith.

Whats your social security number?