Helichrysum italicum oil.

Have you ever sharted in public, and if so, how did you play it off?

Nope, thankfully. Being vegetarian leads to many farts though, silent but deathly.

What's the most decadent desert u can think of?

Whipped cream, barbecue sauce, and saltines stirred together in a bowl.

What's the most alcohol you've had in one day?

Ew.

I'm not really into sweets.

Seriously. I kind of gagged when I read that.

Couldashouldawoulda said "baklava."

If you had to choose between being raised by porn star parents or fundamentalist Mormon parents, which would you choose?

Pornstar parents. if i had them i'd probably would've lost my virginity earlier.

What is the best Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?

Terminator 2

What's your strangest idiosyncrasy?

I am a very paranoid person.

If you were a disease what symptoms would you induce? More details the better.