That's reserved for Jimmy Olsen.

**** Jimmy Olsen. Freckled little twat.

I mean, yeah, but he's got a watch.

Supergirl, 'cause who wants to fight petty crime all day.

Resolve this cruel irony: generally, why is it that food that tastes good often ends up being bad for your health?

Not always. Watermelon is good for you and awesome. Broccoli tastes pretty good. People only say this cause the super beloved foods like cake, fudge, and others are bad for you.

Do you hate pop? Why or why not?

Do I hate pop? No, hate is a strong word. I do have a general distaste for top 40 radio. It doesn't interest me. Yeah it's generally catchy, but that is the point. To be as consumable as possible. The same tricks get pulled out again and again. But there are always exceptions to the rule. Lady Gaga's last album was palatable, and you know to appease bat, I enjoy the occasional Ke$ha track from time to time. I'll certainly give everything a shot but I don't have high hopes for the next big thing on the radio.

Would you consider Bandcamp a useful tool for music discovery? Or is it too hard to wade through the garbage to find the gold?

Sure it's useful. I can buy an album of mine for $50 using a shadow account and land on the best selling experimental albums list. Tell me that's not useful.

Oh, music discovery? I don't really use it for that but I do find it very useful in the event of checking out a friend's band. I don't see how it isn't useful if you can find me on there.

What's the saddest film you've seen?

Dancer in the Dark

Would you rather **** MC Ride or Zach Hill?

MC Ride, I guess?

Would you rather have been born with four (fully functional) arms or four eyes (on your forehead)?

If I had four hands I could play several instruments at once, so that's a no brainer.

What's the last thing you cooked?