Light shows are cool. Best I ever saw was Genesis on the Abacab tour.

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Are you going to watch the last round of The Masters today?

Too late. No.

If you were a tree, what tree would you be?

Bald Cypress, Gingko, or an Eastern White Pine.

Dabs or Buds?

Buds cause ive never done dabs.

Name something you regret doing or not doing.

Marie Campone.

Ever gotten stitches in your skull?

At my last office job I was given the choice of taking a redundancy package or taking 6 months' leave without pay and then returning to the job. I chose the latter. BIG mistake.

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What's the worst gastronomic experience you had?

Edit: Yes, I have had stitches, after giving my head a nasty impact on a metal bar at the gym, during an altercation with a guy over whose towel it was. (It was mine.)

"Vero Mango": a mango candy infused with chili and covered in chili, salt, and lime powder. It's an awful mix of salty, sweet, sour and spicy. Has some fans though.
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Is it possible for someone to be good at singing/playing an instrument but be a bad dancer?

I can sing, but I'm **** at dancing. I guess that answers it?

Coffee or tea?

tea

Do you prefer milk or lemon in your tea?

Lemon.

Friends with benefits, or friends who always pick up the check?

Friends with Mila kunis

Given your lifestyle, what would be most likely the cause of your death?

We can be both if you want.

What do you notice first in the opposite sex?

EDIT- Dammit Francis.

Probably a car crash because I'm a horrible driver.

Old age.

Would you walk a mile for a camel?

No.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

A circumstantial big bang, then cooling of the planet, then evolution, then ancestry, then serendipity, then survival, only to go to school, learn a trade, get a job, get paid, then head to the store and buy one. All that for one stupid little frozen processed food particle.

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

Dude, that's the most generic question on this thread. And almost never.

Somebody brings a spiked bracelet into a moshpit and you get cut by it. Beat his ass, call security, or just let it go and hope someone else kicks his ass?

Dude, I'm too generic for mosh pits.

How would you torture the Batdork?

^^ with warm marshmallows.

What was your most disappointing album purchase, and your most unexpectedly good one?

Your torture game is pretty weak.

Most dis: I haven't bought an album in a long time, but one that comes to mind that was utter garbage is Santana - Guitar Heaven.

Most unex: When I picked up Iron Maiden - Killers I had no idea what to expect, but whoa...

Could you change a tire on a car if you needed to?

Yup. It's been almost a decade, but so long as I could figure out where to put the jack, then the rest is retard work. Just remember, if the lug nut doesn't want to unscrew, then stand on the tire iron and bounce. The nut will bust eventually.

Star Wars or Star Trek?

Star wars.

Let's say you're lost and you're walking towards a dead end street and you see 2 guys walking behind you and you suspect they are gonna mug you, what would you do?

Let them try and have my fun with them if they do.

Have you ever been mugged/robbed/burgled?

Yup. One of my first guitars was stolen from a kid down the street who went on to murder his own Mother for drug money, who was the person I bought my actual first guitar from.

Favorite time of day?

Not enough information... What are my current surroundings with which to either take cover and/or utilize as makeshift weapons??

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/...20120203225344

Suntory time.

Angel food cake or Devil food cake?

You don't have anything you don't normally carry and it's a dead end alley with nothing around.

Angel.

Bikinis.

Matched set or unmatched?

Un... what?

What's the best way to tell someone they might be a homosexual?

Trick question!

Walking towards a dead end street. Doesn't say you are on a dead end street. Presumably it crosses the street you are on... in which case keep walking, don't turn down the dead end street, stay on the street you are on, and keep walking at a good pace.

Are they a member of this site? Draw your own conclusions. (And yeah, I skipped the previous question, since it skipped several others and doesn't make sense.)

Do you prefer music that is polished or unpolished?

Unpolished has more magic to it. I like it raw and uncut.

How do you explain a humorous moment that got lost in translation?

(Shout out to BF's answer)

I'll take it unpolished, please.

What's your most useless skill?

"If it has to be explained, forget it." (quote from the 1960's TV series Laugh-In.)

If someone tells a joke and you don't find it funny, do you chuckle anyway, just to be polite, or do you be brutal and say it was lame?

Moot. I'd never put myself in a position with no outs.

I don't laugh and continue on the conversation.

What's your favorite commercial?

Berries and Cream! (Starburst commercial).

If you discovered you were allergic to your favorite food, how would you take it?

Binge eat one last time, get rushed to the hospital, never touch the sh!t again.

If you had to cut off three fingers, which ones would you choose?

Someone else's.

I you had/could be anyone on Earth's dog, whose would it be?

I wanna be Oprah Winfrey's dog. Apparently she set up a 30 million dollar trust fund for them. :crazy:

What was the first scary movie that frightened you?

Pet Semetary...

What is your favorite/habitual side activity to pass the time whilst you take a sh!t?

Use my knees as a drum set.

Do you periodically change your hairstyle or do you just stick with the same one?