I like mixed drinks because I'm a little bitch.

Are you cooking for Thanksgiving this year?

Thank god, no. That **** is a hassle. My uncle did this year, and he was passed out on a couch directly after dinner. My family isn't worth that.

If you could only drink one brand of cheap beer for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Miller Light.

Who the f*ck is Mankycaaant and why should I care?

Just another poster. You shouldn't care. Can't expect to get along with everyone.

Did you have a nice Thanksgiving?

Yup. Turkey came out amazing. You?

Charlie Sheen. First word that pops into your head.

Apocalypse

Favourite Doors song?

"Kryptonite". http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...ace_smiley.png

Favorite door?

My front one. It's got a shiny gold knob and never slams.

Favourite room?

My bedroom. It's where I find solace.

Where do you tend to hang out when you have friends over?

The internet. (group hug)

Favorite fish meal?