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Old 12-03-2014, 07:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Yes.

Ever gotten stitches in your head? (not face, skull)

I have - twice. Pretty amazing how much your head bleeds when cut open.
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Old 11-30-2014, 08:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I WAS ****ING DISC GOLFING, YOU STUPID ****! HAVE YOU NOT READ ANYTHING I'VE BEEN GOD DAMN ****ING POSTING! I HOPE BIN LADEN COMES BACK TO LIFE AND BURNS DOWN YOUR MOSQUE!

How are your bowel movements?
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Regular.

Last time you prayed to the porcelain god?
To answer for my overly drunk friend, he will do so in the am.
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Old 11-30-2014, 08:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You know, for a drunkass, my grammar is still better than yours.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-30-2014, 08:44 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You know as a stoner I just don't give a ****!
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I guess stoners are pretty stupid.
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:12 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Now, kitten you are just gettin biligerant.

How's about you come sit next to me and calm down..

Sing you a lullaby.
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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What does "billigerant" mean?
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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**** if I know! Ask autocorrect. Seemed solid.
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Old 11-30-2014, 09:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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**** if I know! Ask autocorrect. Seemed solid.
Why would autocorrect give you a word that doesn't even exist? You're full of ****. Go **** yourself.
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Old 12-03-2014, 01:32 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Does that count?
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