Donuts. I give my dog lots of donuts. She's pretty fat.

If you could have the power of the Force, but you had to use the Dark Side, would you do it?

Yes, just so I can strangle you with the death grip thing.

Worst thing about being a guy? Worst thing about being a woman?

Having to deal with women. Being a woman.

DC or Marvel?

Marvel.

If Wonder Woman is from another world, why does she wear an American flag themed uniform?

Cause. 'Murica.

Curly or straight fries?

Straight.

You can punch one famous person in the face with total immunity. Who?

Do they have to be real? I'd really love to punch Batman for being the dumbest super hero ever. If real than Kanye West, for obvious reasons.

Same ?

Bill O'Reilly. Sean Hannity. Joel Osteen.

Same question.

Bono. Because he's an ass.

Same question for next person.