Quote:
Originally Posted by Man like Monkey
Twice that I know of.
I got arrested and spent a night in a cell for shoplifting when I was a teenager once. The value of the items came to less than a £ and I got a lifetime ban from Asda and Wal-Mart.
A couple of years later we went back in and I went to the music section, opened a case and put a CD in my pocket (just the disc) and walked out, as I passed the doors the alarms went off which I thought was odd, got about 50m round the corner and looked down and noticed the electronic sticker they use to keep the CD cases closed was stuck to my shoe, obviously had stepped on it when thieving but I got away with that one.
What's the worst thing you've done when drunk?
|
Chasing poor innocent concert goers (outside the venue) with a large stick while yelling (singing?) passionately in gibberish. This was many, many moons ago of course.
Would you rather have tiny doll-size hands or enormous (like, computer monitor sized) hands?