What's your blues name?
 

MSC- Jailhouse Badboy Hopkins.


What? Noooo. Me? Never!

Boney Dog Davis

http://i.imgur.com/IIYlYdA.gif

Big Fat Blue

Disclaimer: I don't actually have a middle name, but I always wanted "Jack" because if Tekken so take it as basically fact.

Pretty Baby Lee

Which, interestingly contains part of my actual name.

Why'd you change that up?

Cause I'm drunk and misread it all.

You just reminded me to start drinking.

Sticky Legs McGee

My grossness is what led me to be depressed enough to play the blues I guess.

I can't think of one blues artist who's nickname includes the word 'legs'. The rest of them make sense but legs? Weird.

Blind Gumbo Bailey.

All I can picture is an old blues guy with three or four legs.

Mine sucks.. Jailhouse Eyes Washington.

Yella Fingers Hopkins

Janszoon Lee?

http://s2.pikabu.ru/post_img2/2014/0..._185351249.gif

I guess "jailhouse eyes" are the opposite of "bedroom eyes".

*rimshot*

Pretty Fingers Bailey
Do I win?

Just call me... Buddy Baby Jones.

Fat Gumbo Hopkins...

...I love it.

Sleepy Pickles Davis... I like it!

Buddy Bones Jefferson. I'm actually a fan of this one. And interestingly, for about a week back in my freshman year of high school a lot of people called me "Bones" because of my borderline obsession with dogs.

How does a dog obsession relate to "Bones"?

Dogs like bones, was the logic. Don't ask me to explain, teenagers don't think these things through.

Or maybe his obsession was significantly macabre.

Sleepy Gumbo Bones Hopkins

I'm sleepy alright.

Plankton

http://www.planktonsodyssey.com/reso...itar+Blues.mp3

Sticky Baby Brown

I think my blues name is basically "Baby Shit".

Old Eyes Parker.

Boney Lemon Rivers.

Texas Harp Washington

Meh

Mind if I bone your lemon river?

Can I... wash... your Texas harp... I guess?

:laughing:

I like Carpes name she seems like a Tex...

Skinny Harp Dupree