I had a really weird dream the other night that was... kind of disturbingly comforting. Basically I was walking down a pitch black street next to a row of bushes that I slowly started to veer into. And then I actually fell in, but sort of gradually... like at first I was leaning into them as I walked and step by step I fell deeper. And I just had this weird sensation that the bushes were sucking me in. I had this deep, sinking, enclosing feeling that was really comforting. I physically felt like I was being wrapped and swallowed in something. I like it when dreams impact me physically like that, even if this particular one was a little disturbing in retrospect.

Favorite kind of hangover food?

anything fried

favorite famous midget?

Whoever the dude is who plays Tyrion in Game of Thrones. Dude's the ****.

Favorite thing about me?

I think it's adorable how you still wet the bed.

Favorite thing about Batlord?

I haven't done that in several years!

His mastery of denial.

Favorite porn star?

I don't watch porn, I use my imagination.

Favourite fruit?

Richard Simmons

Favorite PC game?

Favorite pornstar:


Favorite fruit: Kiwi

Favorite candy flavor?

Edit: Damn you Plankton! favorite PC Game: Ultima Online.

Favorite candy flavor: blue raspberry

Favorite Video Game Soundtrack?