Write a poem about the person above you
 

Haiku, rap, sonnet, whatever you'd like. Idea obviously inspired by other threads, so what about it?

Just doing a haiku because I'm too lazy to make it rhyme.

Marijuana is
WhateverDude's drug of choice
But he likes booze too

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.
Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.
Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.
Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.
But there's one sound that no one knows...
WHAT DOES Pet_Sounds SAY?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY?

Big blue eyes, pointy nose, chasing mice, and digging holes.
Tiny hands, up the hill, suddenly you're standing still.
Your hair is brown, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?
WHAT DOES Pet_Sounds SAY?!

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY?
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY?
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
WHAT Pet_Sounds SAY?
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
WHAT DOES Pet_Sounds SAY?!

The secret of Pet_Sounds, ancient mystery.
Somewhere deep in the woods, I know you're hiding.
What is your sound? Will we ever know?
Will always be a mystery what do you say?

You're my guardian angel hiding in the woods.
What is your sound? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum a-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
Will we ever know? (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
I want to, I want to, I want to know! (A-bubu-duh-bubu-dwee-dum)
(Bay-buh-day bum-bum bay-dum)

this line is red
and this line is blue
i can't take down all the vowels
but i'm always down to hang with you

Bulbasaur is also known as Toast
Everyone loves him because he loves everyone the most
His taste in music is pretty rad
He's too cool to ever get mad
No one knows where he's from or what he does
He keeps his identity a mystery just because

Thrice distilled blood runs through his veins
Still manages to come up with danks.
Perving out on coworkers: a moral affliction
Friction keeping him from biting fruits forbidden.
A cheap whore riding
Transit with creeps residing.
'No sick ****ers I don't do bjs, get the **** outta my space
Not unless you're womanly with a manly face.'

There once was this dude named Frown
Who was a legend all about town
Now that's all fine and true
But what I haven't told you
Was it's because he was such a clown

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Reminds me of Plank, but more of a talker
And thinks that he's old, though he has no walker
He's a nice enough guy, but he did once try
To convince us we'd all **** his daughter

That. Will. Simply. Never. Die.

:banghead:

I gotta sign off or I'd take A STAB at you Carpe.

Night MB.

Just accept it for the hilarious thing that it is

I normally wouldn't be this lazy and not write anything, but I always think of Carpe when I hear this song:

"Or maybe she's the quiet type who's into heavy metal."

She dons a suit but prefers clunky boots
Her boyfriends' a viking who's afraid to smoke weed
When she's not booted she's out shootin
Talk **** and to her snakes you she'll feed

Ya, I'm finally getting to the point that I can. It was hilarious actually. I kept chuckling about it the rest of the evening.

Touche'

A remnant from the olden days,
When Zeppelins roamed the airwaves freely,
He never compromised his rockish ways.
Well sometimes. But not often. Really.

:clap:

Old man Vista
please show us yo sista
i bet she's as hot as you

I'll roll up a swisha
and then we'll play twista
later that night I'll shoot her with goo

Had her goin wild
Fuck! now we have child
I think, that I'm gonna spew

But only because it turned out like you.


Sincerely,
DwnWthVwls
:beer: