Neverland
 

This is going to be stupid but anyway...

Post one thing you would never do. Can be funny, serious, stupid, touching, all of the above or none of the above. Only rule: don't post something someone else has posted.

If anyone posts, that is.

Me: I would never hit a woman.

What if the woman was a crazy axe murderer who'd killed all of your friends after you all decided to spend the weekend in your uncle's cabin in the woods?

I would never steal from someone, unless I absolutely had to in order to survive.

Never procreate (fingers crossed)

I would never leave the atmosphere without proper attire.

I would never perpetrate genocide.

That went from a mere New Year's resolution to a full-on life goal, and I've gone fifteen years without attempting to murder lots of people, so I'd say I deserve a pat on the back.

I would never post in this thread.

Oh wait, ****.

I would never want another sibling.

Two years ago my answer would have been I will never do weed.

I will never sky dive.