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Plankton 02-17-2015 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1553206)
I shot Plankton with my handgun because he was naked in my front yard shouting Bon Jovi songs.
How the hell do you...

Frowny's dead. He mixed up Bob Marley and Rolling Stones with Bon Jovi. There will be no interment services.

Trollheart 02-17-2015 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1553070)
*bang bang*

As the smoke begins to clear, a lone figure steps out of the darkness.

"You had six journals on the first page of the journal forum. Six. But I hope you brought a pen with you, 'cause now you're gonna be writing journals... in hell!"

Three weeks later, in the journal forum...

"Trollhearts Guide to Making the Most of Being a Ghost"
I take offence to the inference that when I die I am going to Hell.
Also, only one journal? You think with all that time on my hands I'm going to write just ONE journal???
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1553207)
That model is LEO only. You're going to get a bunch of folks in trouble man.
LEO??

Isbjørn 02-17-2015 01:48 PM
I shot everyone because they skipped me :(

Chula Vista 02-17-2015 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1553239)


LEO??
Law enforcement officer. Only cops can own that model.

Trollheart 02-17-2015 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1553251)
Law enforcement officer. Only cops can own that model.
So you're implying I stole it from a cop? Do you think that will stand up in court? :jailed:

Machine 02-20-2015 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Briks (Post 1553245)
I shot everyone because they skipped me :(
I shoot Briks with a lethal dose of concentrated alcohol to ease the pain if being repeatedly skipped.

Isbjørn 02-20-2015 11:41 AM
I shoot a compliment in Machine's general direction because he deserves it.

DwnWthVwls 02-20-2015 11:50 AM
For Briks... an arrow to the knee.

Pet_Sounds 02-20-2015 12:13 PM
For Lulu… a shiv to the gut.

Justthefacts 02-20-2015 12:20 PM
For Pet, an unending line of black females punching you in the penis.


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