MemberMerge
 

What a weird idea, huh? Merge two or more members and give them one name, then list their characteristics. Huh? Well, something like this:

Goofle+ Exo + JWB = John Wilkes Exgoof. He doesn't have time for animals, unless they're in grainy foreign independent films nobody has heard of, and he loves most types of music. He supports Arsenal but hates Lincoln and is a big fan of David Lynch. Has a secret passion for WWWP but really wants to knock boots with Roxy.

Huh? Huh?

Batheart: Tells the dirtiest dad jokes ever. Has a love/hate-relationship with himself. He's seen a therapist about it, but to no help, due to his heavy Irish accent and inability to communicate without a sense of detached irony. Always comments on Vanilla's boobs.

Briksmachine or Brikchine or whatever: Cutest little mixed-nationality boy. A source of irritation to Chris Hansen.

Except the norse gods are unhappy.

Since I don't really understand what to do here, you could use this as well:

Name Combiner

Lol. Ghebatlord. I knew it.

When I saw the thread title I thought that TH had finally developed an MB dating service.

DwnWthFrnlnd - An a·vant-garde philanthropist that died early in life from beard suffocation.

Planki - a cross dressing vigilante who assaults sexual predators with post rock guitar drones interlaced with speedy licks.

I'm too lazy to write up characteristics, but Frownlord is one badass name.

In the immortal words of Cheech Marin: There's gonna be a Rock Fight.