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ladyislingering 03-04-2015 05:17 PM
If you were a serial killer...
 
What would you do with your victims?

How would you kill them?

Would you do anything extra with their body after the deed was done?

How would you dispose of the corpse?

DwnWthVwls 03-04-2015 05:22 PM
Pain experiments, I'd be very scientific about it.
Death will vary until I find a weapon of choice.
No.
Throw it in a ditch, and donate the clothes to your thrift store.

Chula Vista 03-04-2015 05:26 PM
I'd do it just like Dexter.

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ladyislingering 03-04-2015 05:28 PM
Would anyone fuck the corpse?

Chula Vista 03-04-2015 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560290)
Would anyone fuck the corpse?
That would more like Ted Bundy.

DwnWthVwls 03-04-2015 05:30 PM
Depends how stiff it was I suppose. If you can't do it in multiple positions is it really worth it?

ladyislingering 03-04-2015 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1560294)
That would more like Ted Bundy.
the only downside there (for the corpse) being that you couldn't enjoy him before he killed you. :(

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1560295)
Depends how stiff it was I suppose. If you can't do it in multiple positions is it really worth it?
if the body was still relatively warm it'd be a bit easier I assume.

Chula Vista 03-04-2015 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560298)
the only downside there (for the corpse) being that you couldn't enjoy him before he killed you. :(
Good looking man, but have you ever read about what he did to some of his still alive victims? Dude was a savage monster of the worst kind.

The Batlord 03-04-2015 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1560281)
What would you do with your victims?
Use them so I could drive in the carpool lane.

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How would you kill them?
Spoiler for Aw yeah.:
I crawl up the grass to your window
And then open up your room very slow.

I walk into your bedroom
Then I look at you with your seven months pregnant womb

I get your husband to your front bedroom
I cut his balls of with my knife
I make him eat them right there
In front of his pregnant wife
He's into his balls off
I look at him very slow

As he bleeds to death on the floor
I want you to say don't do any more

I look at your big heavy stomach
It's already moving a little bit with your baby
I use the carving knife from your kitchen
I start to perform the operation
You say "No, no don't do that!"
I say, "I don't give a ... cat's whiskers."

I pull out your baby
I chew his hand off with my teeth
I lick him clean
It's obscene
As you bleed to death I kill it
I'm just a wicked boy


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Would you do anything extra with their body after the deed was done?
Play Solitaire.

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How would you dispose of the corpse?
Lots and lots of fire crackers.

ladyislingering 03-04-2015 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Chula Vista (Post 1560301)
Good looking man, but have you ever read about what he did to some of his still alive victims? Dude was a savage monster of the worst kind.
Yeah, he was a pretty gross human. Reportedly violent even to those he loved and (too) freaky in bed.

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1560302)
Use them so I could drive in the carpool lane.
I fucking lost it. :laughing:


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