Ki, you're really hot, I wanna **** you.

Thanks, Violet.

No problem buddy. And while we're at it, you totally have the biggest dick I've ever laid eyes on.

Oh for sure. And by the way, you look really good with that haircut. I'll have to get the name of your barber sometime because she did a fantastic job.

Nobody talks about my haircut like that, you bitch.

Can't someone just ban the c*nt? Yorkshire Tea drinking bellend!

Yeah, because Prince is worth talking about.

Why don't you tell us who is worth talking about then oh wise one.

Oh look at you thinking you can come in here and act all high and mighty in my thread.

Great idea for a thread kiiii. Really... great.

Oh...right. You're here.

You are a valued member of this site who is funnier than Trollheart.

every time you release an album, i'm absolutely amazed at how good of a musician you are.

I miss your clickbait articles.