Say Something About The Person Above You (in a sarcastic tone)
 

No really. This'll be fun.

You're the best.

You too. You're really great. I'm glad I know you.

Your love for Pokemon makes you so much more attractive.

I just want to say your penis is lovely.

You're so original. I wish I were more like you.

I'm not playing the video game your avatar is from.

Couldn't handle it anyway

Your avatar is so cool.

Seattle isn't geeky.