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Neapolitan 03-25-2015 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569521)
I hope it's the right movie, and if not then I hope you have good luck tracking the right one down. But it definitely sounds like your mystery movie is at least based off of the same folk story, so that narrows it down a bit.

I think it is. I went straight to the ending to see if was the same movie. I guess I just remembered the ending differently.

Oriphiel 03-26-2015 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1569610)
I think it is. I went straight to the ending to see if was the same movie. I guess I just remembered the ending differently.

Hooray!

Anyway, are there any other Japanese movies that you all like? Personally, I've never been able to turn down a flick with the crazy/awesome Toshiro Mifune in it:

http://i.imgur.com/tUgAAPi.jpg

Plankton 03-26-2015 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569698)
Anyway, are there any other Japanese movies that you all like?


Oriphiel 03-26-2015 07:49 AM

I see your...

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1569705)

And I raise you a...

Warning! An insane amount of gore!

Plankton 03-26-2015 07:52 AM

^Not a big fan of gore. That's some messed up **** right there.

Oriphiel 03-26-2015 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1569712)
^Not a big fan of gore. That's some messed up **** right there.

Honestly, I'm not really all that big on gore (for example, I wasn't a huge fan of The Reanimator), but it's so ridiculous and cheesy in Riki-Oh that you can't help but laugh. My favorite part is when the guy reaches into his own stomach and pulls out his intestines, then tries to strangle the good guy with them, and the bad guy on the sidelines yells "Yeah, you've got a lot of guts!" :laughing:

Plankton 03-26-2015 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569714)
Honestly, I'm not really all that big on gore (for example, I wasn't a huge fan of The Reanimator), but it's so ridiculous and cheesy in Riki-Oh that you can't help but laugh. My favorite part is when the guy reaches into his own stomach and pulls out his intestines, then tries to strangle the good guy with them, and the bad guy on the sidelines yells "Yeah, you've got a lot of guts!" :laughing:

Well hell, I watched it with the sound down (I'm at work), now I gotta watch it at lunch time.

Janszoon 03-26-2015 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569714)
Honestly, I'm not really all that big on gore (for example, I wasn't a huge fan of The Reanimator), but it's so ridiculous and cheesy in Riki-Oh that you can't help but laugh. My favorite part is when the guy reaches into his own stomach and pulls out his intestines, then tries to strangle the good guy with them, and the bad guy on the sidelines yells "Yeah, you've got a lot of guts!" :laughing:

The whole video was pretty hilarious honestly.

Oriphiel 03-26-2015 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1569717)
Well hell, I watched it with the sound down (I'm at work), now I gotta watch it at lunch time.

I hope you like horrible dubbing :laughing:

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1569719)
The whole video was pretty hilarious honestly.

Yeah, but they missed one of the best parts of the movie. There's a flashback that tries to explain where the main character got his super strength and martial art powers from, and basically his crazy uncle takes him to a graveyard and throws tombstones at him until he somehow learns how to fight. It makes as much sense as it sounds...

Janszoon 03-26-2015 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1569722)
Yeah, but they missed one of the best parts of the movie. There's a flashback that tries to explain where the main character got his super strength and martial art powers from, and basically his crazy uncle takes him to a graveyard and throws tombstones at him until he somehow learns how to fight. It makes as much sense as it sounds...

That is exactly how I got my superpowers.

Plankton 03-26-2015 08:35 AM

I'm going to the graveyard tonight with my crazy Uncle.

Frownland 03-26-2015 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1569725)
I'm going to the graveyard tonight with my crazy Uncle.

I could see the kids starting to use this as a euphemism for doing drugs.

Plankton 03-26-2015 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1569770)
I could see the kids starting to use this as a euphemism for doing drugs.

You cracked the code.

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/c7/c7a55...921b26a207.jpg

Oriphiel 04-03-2015 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1568945)
"Black Shadow" as opposed to all the other possible colors of shadows.

Even though only like one person will get this, I can't resist...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/21389ad82...ook5o1_250.png

Anyway...

Japan has some pretty fun music!




Plankton 04-03-2015 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1572477)
Even though only like one person will get this, I can't resist...

http://40.media.tumblr.com/21389ad82...ook5o1_250.png

The I's have it.

Oriphiel 04-03-2015 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Plankton (Post 1572478)
The I's have it.

That's just fan art :laughing:. She's a character from a video game that is a total badass, but gets cursed by an evil spirit so that she has a pink shadow (which makes it so that everybody treats her like a freak, and nobody ever takes her seriously). So she hides her shadow by always carrying an even goofier pink parasol, the shadow of which cancels hers out. And yes, the whole game is ridiculous like that.

http://lparchive.org/Okage-Shadow-Ki...25-SS35_21.jpg

Oriphiel 04-04-2015 08:12 AM

Anyway...

Japan is also home to many different cultures and groups, although many of the indigenous groups of Japan were either destroyed or absorbed into what is now the majority ethnicity (The Yamato/Wajin). Two of the remaining groups are the Ainu people (who are actually a combination of a variety of different ethnicities that came together over the years, and are predominantly centered in regions close to Hokkaido)...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../AinuGroup.JPG

And the Okinawan/Ryukyuan people (who are also a group that is comprised of a variety of cultures that have come together over the years, and is centered around Okinawa and the Ryukyuan islands). Though many of the Ryukyuan people are similar to the Yamato majority in terms of heredity, they have come to have many cultural differences.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...yuan_Dress.JPG

There are still many prejudices against these groups, who have historically been treated poorly. A few years back, the Ainu people were finally recognized by the government of Japan as being seperate from the majority ethnicity, which was contested by various conservative political figures (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/03/wo...anted=all&_r=0). While the government seemed to be making ground on recognizing the Ainu, and expressing apologies for conquering them and taking their land, there have still been setbacks. As recently as last year, politicians have been trying to reverse the recognition, or otherwise expressing their discontent that the Ainu are starting to gain independence (A shameful statement on Ainu | The Japan Times). In addition, Okinawa and the Ryukyu islands have long been seen as a prefecture that the government of Japan has habitually ignored, and suffers from poverty and high rates of unemployment (Japan).

LoathsomePete 04-10-2015 10:22 AM

I was reading an article on Cracked today about Japanese game shows and this is all I have to say on the matter

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../389876_v1.gif

The Batlord 04-10-2015 10:36 AM

Man, those people need Odin.

Chula Vista 04-10-2015 10:54 AM


Janszoon 04-11-2015 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1575158)
I was reading an article on Cracked today about Japanese game shows and this is all I have to say on the matter

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../389876_v1.gif

:laughing:

Frownland 04-11-2015 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by LoathsomePete (Post 1575158)
I was reading an article on Cracked today about Japanese game shows and this is all I have to say on the matter

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar.../389876_v1.gif

The thread is Japan kicks ass.

LoathsomePete 04-11-2015 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1575499)
The thread is Japan kicks ass.

I'm sure having a spintop drill its way into your asshole would provide quite a kick.

Oriphiel 04-18-2015 10:04 AM

http://media.giphy.com/media/EzyDQwQ7cAY5q/giphy.gif

Chula Vista 04-18-2015 11:08 AM

^^^^^

Again, on a roll.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/20...a_new_hope.gif

Janszoon 04-18-2015 02:11 PM


Plankton 04-21-2015 07:09 AM

Where do I sign up?


simplephysics 04-21-2015 08:43 AM

http://2.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...59c6da4284.gif

Psy-Fi 04-21-2015 09:10 AM

^ あなたのお尻をそれを吹き消す

https://translate.google.com/#en/ja/...t%20your%20ass

John Wilkes Booth 04-27-2015 04:05 PM


Oriphiel 07-22-2015 05:43 PM

Gamera!!!


Frownland 07-22-2015 06:03 PM

Japan Kicks Ass!


Oriphiel 07-22-2015 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1618040)
Japan Kicks Ass!


Oh no you don't. I'm not letting you trick me into clicking on experimental Japanese ear-destruction again. Keiji Haino me once, shame on me. Keiji Haino me twice...

Frownland 07-22-2015 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1618048)
Oh no you don't. I'm not letting you trick me into clicking on experimental Japanese ear-destruction again. Keiji Haino me once, shame on me. Keiji Haino me twice...

Haino isn't in Suishou No Fune. If we aren't getting into collaborations, he's only in Fushitsusha, Aihiyō, Black Stage, Gerry Miles, Kikuri, Knead, Head Rush, Lost Aaraaff, Nijiumu, Purple Trap, Sanhedolin, Seijaku, and Vajra. There's also all of the 5 million albums he's released under Keiji Haino + [insert 1-58 other musicians here].

Oriphiel 07-22-2015 06:29 PM

I'm convinced that Keiji Haino isn't a mortal, but is actually Susanoo-no-Mikoto just fucking with people.

grindy 07-22-2015 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1618051)
Haino isn't in Suishou No Fune. If we aren't getting into collaborations, he's only in Fushitsusha, Aihiyō, Black Stage, Gerry Miles, Kikuri, Knead, Head Rush, Lost Aaraaff, Nijiumu, Purple Trap, Sanhedolin, Seijaku, and Vajra. There's also all of the 5 million albums he's released under Keiji Haino + [insert 1-58 other musicians here].

...and Nazoranai...

DwnWthVwls 07-23-2015 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland (Post 1618051)
Haino isn't in Suishou No Fune. If we aren't getting into collaborations, he's only in Fushitsusha, Aihiyō, Black Stage, Gerry Miles, Kikuri, Knead, Head Rush, Lost Aaraaff, Nijiumu, Purple Trap, Sanhedolin, Seijaku, and Vajra. There's also all of the 5 million albums he's released under Keiji Haino + [insert 1-58 other musicians here].

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1618142)
...and Nazoranai...

No quality musician has time to be in that many bands. :finger:

Frownland 07-23-2015 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by grindy (Post 1618142)
...and Nazoranai...

****. Apart from Fushi and Lost Arraaf that was the only other one I remembered. That's what I get for copy/pasting from rym.

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1618223)
No quality musician has time to be in that many bands. :finger:

Very true but don't fret, he's in several more collaborations so we can be sure he's talented enough.

grindy 07-23-2015 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1618223)
No quality musician has time to be in that many bands. :finger:

At least five come to mind immediately. Probably dozens if I thought longer.

Plankton 07-23-2015 11:25 AM

*cough* Buckethead *cough*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket...head.27s_bands


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