Unsuitable jobs for animals
 

We all know that you wouldn't put a fox in charge of a chicken coop or hen house, but assuming that animals could hold jobs, what would be the most inappropriate job a particular one could hold? A tortoise applying for a job as a relay runner? A rabbit trying out as a marriage guidance counsellor? A skunk selling perfume door to door? Or maybe a whale as a fireman?

**** it: have fun with it! Let your imaginations run wild...

If your party needs a clown, never hire a Naegleria Fowleri, no matter how tempting it may seem. Their jokes are so bad, your IQ will drop (although that may just be because it eats brains...):

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^ I think it looks like a happy camper.

A troll in charge of a forum.

Shark in a butcher shop.

Cows as butchers.

A black widow as a marriage counselor.

A jellyfish as a construction laborer....

A jellyfish as anything actually.

That would be pretty brutal though.

Stripper snake.

A goat landscaper.

Or a goat proctologist.

a colony of army ants as a massage therapist

Troll's not an animal though. Like it that you've gone back to the old favourite avatar! :thumb:

Snail as a taxi driver
Hippo as a dietician
Giraffe as a sniper
Hedgehog as a balloon tester
Hyena as an undertaker
Mouse as a cheesemaker

A horse as a horse breeder.

horse as a horse jockey

shark lifeguard

To the untrained eye that might look like the same thing.

blind seeying-eye dog

Octopus as a colon therapist.

What the hell is a colon therapist? I know I talk out of my ass sometimes, but I'd feel kind of weird having some psychiatrist talk to it.

Dog as a blonde girl whisperer.

...wait what?

Colon therapy is like when you get a colonic to clean the tubes. Idk if they are actually called colon therapists. I was thinking about the people who stick the tube up your butt and fill you with water/gut cleaner.

I think the term you're looking for is "fetish pornographer".

Manatee pimp.