The MB Family
 

I think we touched on this before but I can't remember.... who would be who in the MB family? Who'd be daddy, who'd be mom, who'd be big brother, dodgy cousin from out of state, drunk uncle etc? You can of course make the family as big as you want.

Roxy's my little sis, as is Vanilla.
Urban my brother whom we rarely see since he went native at Woodstock
More later when I have time to think.

Are you an Alabama family?

Quite golden boy.

I was going to point that out.

I think there's a new Trollheart thread being made every day.

"Every second in Africa..."

Trollheart = "eccentric" uncle the whole family lovingly condescends to when he's having one of his "moments".

I have no idea what this means.
http://www.trollheart.com/makeitso.jpg
Hey! I live in a different third world country....!

The MB Family

Uncle Fester = Trollheart
Gomez = Bob.
Morticia = Vanilla
Pugsley = Batlord
Wednesday = Roxy
Lurch = Frownland
Thing = Ki
Cousin It = LiL

Hey that's cool. I got to make out with a hot blonde chick in the movie! Even if she was disgusted by me and only wanted my money and tried to kill me ... hey, have they been following my life story or what? Should I sue?

I was just piggybacking on Batlords eccentric uncle comment.. Did the real Uncle Fester get girls, or was that just something they made up for the 2nd movie?

It's an incest thing.

What's an Alabaman virgin?

There was a real Uncle Fester?

Those films are documentaries.

Or maybe the TV show was a reality show and and the movies were fictionalized versions of it?

Hmm I'm unsure. That sounds right but I could be getting it mixed up with Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

My dad used to torture my stepbrother every time we went up north to the cabin with an old picture of a balding dude who looked like uncle fester. Old tenants left it behind, he called him Uncle Festis. Every time the miserable kid woke up BAM that picture was stuck to the bottom of the top bunk staring at him. He came into a room BAM there it was in the window. Took a shower, my dad snuck it onto the toilet.

He was a terrible person, my ex stepbrother. Angry little pervert. Autism is no excuse and he deserved it.

Also if I haven't made it clear my father was, is, and always will be the ****.

You just want me to wear pig tails,aint happenin cap'n.

Batlord does photoshop.. :pimp:

Dude... what?

:laughing: ahahaahah ....*******.

... shut up and agree. Tell her you already made me Roxy pigtail pics.

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Okay. Okay, yeah, I did whatever the hell he just said.