Never Ending Story: Add Three Words
 

So, this game is pretty self explanatory.

All you have to do is add three words to the story each post.

I'll start:

One upon a

there was a

Missed out "time" but anyway

brave little sausage

named Sausilio, who

dreamed of becoming

A beautiful woman

I know it's not my thread, but I'm just gonna make it a rule that you have to include the rest of the story along with your addition. If you don't like it then I'll just have Goofle shut this thread down...

One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis

One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo.

One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide

One upon a time there was a brave little sausage named Sausilio, who dreamed of becoming a beautiful woman with a penis shaped invisible kazoo. She committed genocide against all arachnids