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Old 05-01-2015, 08:52 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2015, 10:20 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I just want to point out that Jennifer Government is a pretty good book.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-01-2015, 10:41 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2015, 10:49 AM   #34 (permalink)
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The Steel Imperivm, the great, overarching region that governs my new region, among others, has just sent out a mass telegram.


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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE SUPREME COUNCIL OF FASCISM

Greetings to all TSI citizen soldiers! Significant changes have been made to the operation of The Steel Imperivm and many more are to come. Every effort will be made to keep all players in our movement armed with the most complete and up-to-date knowledge necessary to allow member contributions to our spiritual Fatherland to the best of their ability.

FASCES

The Fascist Agency of Strategic Covert Espionage and Security (FASCES) has been organized and ratified by the Supreme Council. It is the first and only intelligence agency to date to represent the collective interests of all Fascist regions. Its primary objectives are infiltrate and gather high value intel from enemy regions, aid nationalist movements in their infancy so that they may mature into movements, and to foment insurrections in other regions of interest.

TFU Minister Belmora has been selected as the Director of FASCES. TCoFN Founder and Black Brigades Militia General The new Polish Empire will serve as Deputy Director. Together, these irreplaceable TSI contributors will lead a small, efficient network on covert missions by pooling resources and sharing methodology and tactics.

Our spy network will be small and membership limited to 2 nations per region. Their identities will be known only to the directors of FASCES and the Supreme Council. Some have already applied as fascist spies and those individuals will be contacted soon. There is still some room for active and dedicated agents. All applicants should wire a telegram to this account, DVX, stating their intentions of joining FASCES.

*Important Note*

Your regional Founders may be contacted to vouch for you. If they cannot do so confidently, your application will be rejected. Agents of FASCES must be active, disciplined, and willing to follow orders to the letter.

BRIGADES BATTLE FLAG

It is highly encouraged for all active combatants of The Black Brigades to upload the official battle flag of the Fascist army ( http://i.imgur.com/OGLhsCM.png?1 ) as the flag of your Raider Nation. Not only does this make it easier to distinguish how many of our soldiers are participating in Third Rome military operations by looking at the delegate's endorsements, but it symbolizes pride of uniform amongst our soldiers. Organization and uniformity of appearance will make us a stronger armed force and sends a powerful message to our allies and enemies alike.
This is primarily for Pilers [the Enlisted Corps].

COMMANDMENTS

The ideological core and system of ethics for Fascist soldiers has been outlined in The Commandments of Fascism. All military recruits affirm their commitment to these tenants upon applying for membership.

MISSION

The Black Brigades is currently facing its first test of war in The Western Empire. The total mobilization of the Brigades was ordered after an unexpected opportunity to liberate the region from Libertatem presented itself.

For those not familiar with this group, Libertatem is an NS military alliance of libertarian and conservative democrats. Despite having first been organized as an anti-Marxist army, some time ago they began a new campaign of harassing and initiating aggressive military actions against Fascist-Nazi regions in the name of "anti-authoritarianism" due to the employment of social shame tactics by ANTIFA regions for only going after communists.

Their capitulation to the requests of their supposed enemies means they have declared themselves the sworn enemies of Fascism as well. Third Rome has taken them for their word and responded in kind. Many of their soldiers stationed in TWE have chosen to flee rather than fight. Nonetheless, a third party could still interfere with our plans to hold the region by mounting a counter-offensive. The best way to ensure our survival under such circumstances is to gain the highest amount of endorsements as possible for our delegates.

We are extremely proud of the number of Brigaders that carried our colors into battle on such short notice. Yet, there are still soldiers who have not followed their deployment orders. Failure to comply or to give reason for noncompliance may result in your court-martial.

General Order: Every combatant for the Black Brigades should be in The Western Empire, endorsing our delegate Amsen only. If you are a Brigader that has not yet deployed, please do so immediately.

If you are a TSI citizen that is not a member of the Brigades, but still wants to participate in this operation without obligation to join, you can create a Raider Nation with the Brigades battle flag uploaded in the SETTINGS and enter TWE to endorse our delegate there as well. If you do so, please contact Party-Militia Secretary Alessandro Pavolini to inform him of your participation as a "freelance fighter."

When it comes to war on Nationstates, manpower is king. Therefore, every soldier we can recruit - either as long-term combatants or freelance fighters - are absolutely essential to secure our victory over the Marxist movement.

TSI FLAG

The Steel Imperivm has adopted a new official flag of pan-regional Fascism on Nationstates: http://i.imgur.com/G2Pin2I.gif

All credit goes to TSI's new FASCES Director Belmora for putting together this excellent design for our benefit. Any TSI citizens with the time and skill to make artistic contributions or those who have ideas on how we can The Steel Imperivm and provide more opportunity for member contributions, please send those ideas to your regional founders or wire a telegram directly to DVX for Supreme Council consideration.

A Foreign Legion military division and TSI media outlet are currently being developed. All regions will be updated as plans progress.

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Old 05-01-2015, 03:16 PM   #35 (permalink)
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You do realise that's almost FAECES, don't you? Way to pick a great acronym man!

Also Isbjorn, I'm not seeing your new flag...
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Old 05-01-2015, 04:55 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Ive discovered Im too much of a stoner to run a country.

I can't get past the name,or our flag being a pot leaf.

But we have a mandatory healthy lunch policy that makes Michelle's look boring and bland in comparison.


Dude,Im smoking a butt writing this and some douche wand just crop dusted me.Fml.
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Old 05-01-2015, 05:00 PM   #37 (permalink)
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*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 05-01-2015, 05:19 PM   #38 (permalink)
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You do realise that's almost FAECES, don't you? Way to pick a great acronym man!

Also Isbjorn, I'm not seeing your new flag...
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Old 05-01-2015, 05:40 PM   #39 (permalink)
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I think Frownland is trying to become my nation's "spiritual advisor"...

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It's time for the government to hire a new religious advisor. Your people have narrowed down the candidates to:

1. Catholic Archbishop Declan Mombota: boasts an excellent track record, having rapidly increased church attendances in his constituencies through the "Reaching God Through Guilt" program. Seen as a solid choice.

2. New Age thinker Daniel Chandra: a left-field candidate with some radical ideas. "For me, it's not about the name of your religion. It's about discovering your spirituality in whatever guise that takes. Some people call that a cult: I call it taking spirituality to the people."

3. Finally, there's Jazz Strange. "If I am awarded the appointment, I will immediately resign," the ex-schoolteacher has declared. "Because, frankly, God is a big load of hokey. I'll be doing everyone a favor by just shutting up about it."
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Old 05-01-2015, 05:53 PM   #40 (permalink)
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