If I could be mod for a day, I'd ban people whose debates last longer than a page or whose posts are more than three paragraphs.

I'd also ban people with emotions.

The temperature just went down like 30 degrees.

My temperature is always down like 30 degrees.

:pimp:

Which is why you are loved so much.

I would poison the other mods' potatoes so that I could be the only one in power. Then I would do nothing and see the place go to **** via spam overload. Then I would be able to find the best deals on the internet so easily.

The community in general tends to recognize those individuals all by themselves.

:cool::beer:

If I were a self-mod for a day I wouldn't always respond to everything I read and, in the event that I did respond, choose against hitting "Post Quick Reply" every single time.

You know if you'd rather post at a tight-lipped, boring forum as opposed to the fun spontaneity of MB I'm sure there are plenty of alternatives on the internet you could go find

I'm also guessing you'd get less than a 100% quality rating if we examined all 7.6k of your posts (lol)