"[Your Name] the Hedgehog"
 

So I'm in the mood for a little schadenfreude and I figured there's no better group to derive it from than Sonic the Hedgehog fans. If you want to see what the bottom of the barrel for humanity looks like, all you need to Google is "[Your Name] the Hedgehog"(or better yet try it through DeviantArt) and post the most pathetic example that comes up.

Let's all have a good laugh and remind ourselves that despite how fucked up our lives may be, at least we're not Sonic fans...

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...03-d7y17ph.png

Unfortunately there is an actual Sonic character named Chuck, so "Charles the Hedgehog" is a bust.

My name is obscure enough that I can't seem to find anything. Do I win?

Morgan the Hedgehog

http://orig06.deviantart.net/f79a/f/...y_archiven.jpg

What an uplifting story. Got kinda dark at the end, though.

Apparently someone has a lot of ideas for Lee the Hedgehog.

http://www.leelaughead.com/wp-conten...og_collage.png

Doesn't show Jans. I had to go to the source page before it would show on forum page. maybe it's just me.