Kind of hard to be The Booblord when I haven't seen any of the chicks on this site's knockers. My Inbox is always open, you know. *hint, hint*

I've sent you nudes and we both know that I don't entirely identify as a man so I'm quite shocked at your insensitivity.

Shave your chest and maybe I could get a wank out of it.

Batchode

So, you're insinuating that he's into... Bat's?

:laughing: loser.

Hey, aren't you supposed to be all religious and ****? So, shouldn't you be giving to the less fortunate? Cause I think a lack of blowjobs is most unfortunate.

Im not religious, religion is the opiate of the masses.

Alright, "The Batlord" is too much of a beloved institution to change now, and I use it too many places to worry about remembering both screen names, but... should I add an umlaut? And if so, should it be over the "a" or the "o"? Both? That seems like overkill, though.

The Bätlord

The Batlörd

The Bätlörd

Gotta go with the middle one. It's all Motörhead and ****. Or maybe even...

Thë Batlord

Wait, you got opium? Hit me up, dog

That totally kills the reference if you add an umlaut. Don't do it.

As much as I ****ing hate your guts you have a brilliant username.