What Are You More Proud Of? The Smell of Your Farts, or the Smell of Your Sh*t?
 

Well?

Gotta go with farts.

What a weird, ****ed-up question.






Obviously farts.

I dislike both.

I don't eat a whole lot of meat, so my farts are weak, but my shit stinks all to high heaven, and I've been known to inhale the occasional aroma of fecés à la Batlord.

In the spirit of this somehow not being enough information, do you prefer to experience this aroma via porcelain bowl or paper vessel?

I'm assuming by paper vessel you mean toilet paper? I'm a traditionalist. I prefer to drop some serious brick -- preferably till it breaks the surface of the toilet water -- and then bask in my stench. Courtesy flushes are for the weak.

Farts. If I can clear a room with my stench, it's a good day.

I voted for shit. :laughing:

This thread made me seriously consider leaving MB. :p:

Have we ran out of subject matters to talk about that now we're literally talking about our sh*t?

Oh im srry, how proud we are of our sh*t, goddamn it Batlord you lowered the bar so much that now it's buried in sh*t.