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Old 09-23-2015, 10:44 AM   #101 (permalink)
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^roasted
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Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

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Old 09-23-2015, 11:04 AM   #102 (permalink)
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I'm in but I'm gonna be way too easy.

When Frownland has diarrhea, he not only refers to it as a Freeform bowel movement, he also records the various noises involved to be used in a loop as a backing for his upcoming single, "Coat Hanger + Guitar: Redux."
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Old 09-23-2015, 11:06 AM   #103 (permalink)
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^ill add you to the list later today. Happy to see you aboard.
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Old 09-23-2015, 12:40 PM   #104 (permalink)
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"Coat Hanger + Guitar: Redux."
This is actually one of mine. I did tell him about it though.
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Old 09-23-2015, 08:39 PM   #105 (permalink)
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Its clear none of you have seen a roast.
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Always one to criticize, but never to offer anything of value.
FYI: Frownland (9/21 - 9/25)
Get it together, Ki. We're roasting Frown, not Roxy.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:12 PM   #106 (permalink)
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FYI: Frownland (9/21 - 9/25)
Get it together, Ki. We're roasting Frown, not Roxy.
You create a thread for it if you feel that you can do better. Again, always one to criticize yet offering nothing of value.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:20 PM   #107 (permalink)
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You create a thread for it if you feel that you can do better. Again, always one to criticize yet offering nothing of value.
Keep focused, stay the course, roast The Frownland.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
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Old 09-23-2015, 09:52 PM   #108 (permalink)
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I bet he doesn't know how to play any of the instruments he takes lame selfies with.
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Old 09-23-2015, 10:00 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Its clear none of you have seen a roast.


I know being a woman who was meant to cook for a man, you think we were talking about that when we said roast.

No, we are referring to the art of insulting somebody for comedic purposes.




Either way, I've decided to start a charity to help this poor bastard. For every dollar you send in, that's one less dollar he tries to earn by making inartistic broken T.V. sounds.
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Old 09-23-2015, 10:03 PM   #110 (permalink)
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I bet he doesn't know how to play any of the instruments he takes lame selfies with.
They're not even his instruments. The Sax was a sax he stole from some guy who played on the corner. He hurried to take that picture before getting his ass beat. And I already told the story of the church piano.


I also heard he has a bigger premature ejaculation problem than Lil' John.
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