What the ****, dude? Talk about nightmare fuel.

And yes, my fins are far too small to propel my bloated body through the water.

Lol, I always knew that Gorons had giant wangers

That's one enormous pee hole.

It grows as my liver shrinks.

^you forgot all the hair, but I appreciate that you included the boobs

I'm not talented enough to draw hair. Just imagine a bunch of thick spaghetti awkwardly jutting from my head and that's about right.

This one is pretty great actually

Never forget.

https://i.imgur.com/phr1OkG.png